Can The Adults Please Smoke? Part 26: Apparently They Can Drink, too!- Page 103
Can The Adults Please Smoke? Part 26: Apparently They Can Drink, too!
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#2550Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 10:35am
For those who deal with a mother-in-law:
"A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the
Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate
Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body
That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
From her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they
would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they
requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After
All, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was
completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.
He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his
Friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful
Beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was
overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear,
I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
How can I possibly repay you?'
'My darling,' she replied,
'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother
kiss you on the cheek.'"
#2551Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 10:39am
No, Tink, he's very good at only seeing what he wants to see. Plus, the roommate probably sent him to his room before he could read back. 
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#2552Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 11:10am
Ooh. Trouble in paradise already, Shamey? 
Everytime I see the title CASHINO, I hear Liza's voice.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#2553Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 11:14am
Yup, Girly. I knew we were doomed from the start, but what can I say?
The heart wants what the heart wants. 
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#2554Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 11:19am
An endless supply of steak, Shamey?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2555Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 11:22am
And he threw chocolate, beer and tequila in there to sweeten the deal even more.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#2556Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 11:24am
And shopping. Don't forget the shopping. He's footing the bill for all those sprees, right?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#2557Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 11:36am
Q, I am lucky I have a great mother in law! One of my best drinking buddies!
Happy Friday! I need this weekend. Mrs. Brd and I are going out tonight with our most sincere and best friends! I am really looking forward to it!
#2558Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 12:24pm4 hours and 36 minutes. But who's counting.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#2559Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 12:28pm
Apparently you are, Girly!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2560Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 12:34pmJust got to work ... looking forward to the weekend.
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#2561Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 12:46pmoh, there better be tequilla at the end of this day!! Well and a cute boy would be nice too, but I won't be too picky and take tequilla as the priority.
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#2562Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 12:57pmHa, Tink. I'm getting both tonight and hope you do too. The Gaz is finally back in town and were going out for Mexican for dinner. Tequilla for sure!
#2563Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 1:03pm
I'm sure that's not all you're getting tonight, SOMMS.
I'm seeing our "FGD" tonight! And DGG too!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2564Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 1:04pmYou'll meed lots of tequilla, Deetie! Kisses to the Sheesh.
#2565Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 1:07pmI'm sure I will "need" lots of something, SOMMS! With Shira involved, tequila, gin, vodka, cash...
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2566Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 1:29pmon a good note - i got a bonus check today I was totally not expecting. Woo hoo. But I have a feeling I am just putting that on the side for a few show trip in December. Or to cover out drinking tab.
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#2567Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 2:28pm
2 Hours and 32 minutes.
Nope, Deet. Not me!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Updated On: 11/14/08 at 02:28 PM
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#2568Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 2:44pm
Me neither (as I look at my watch)
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2569Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 3:11pmNone of my work days are too exciting, but today has been brutally slow.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#2570Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 3:28pm
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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2571Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 3:55pmone more hour....ugh.
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#2572Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 3:57pmI am slowly going out of my mind.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#2573Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 4:29pm
I'll give you some of my work if you'd like, girly.
Working on projects for the two high-maintenance PMs, at the same time.
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#2574Can the Adults Please Smoke? YES WE CAN!
Posted: 11/14/08 at 4:40pm
Marketing plan for the spring approved. Deet's happy.
(Of course, I'm $1,200 over budget, but I don't worry about things like that...)
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
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