On a happier note, I thought this was adorable:
Roomba
I'd be interested to know how many students told him that they couldn't complete the assignment.
Oh, and hey y'all.
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Shira, you're supposed to be joyful and happy about such a serendipitous event.
Although, your gut instinct is probably on the right path
SOMMS - I'm wondering the same thing, although his is a freshman class. They normally don't question anything. In any event, I've opened a huge can of worms. The last time I questioned something a Department Chair ended up being fired and stripped of her tenure.
What's wrong, Shira!
I get scared. And I usually get in trouble.
(And for the record, I just did my makeup with turquoise cat eyes. I'm on the prowl.)
You're scared? Just because 4 of the 5 men who love you and support you are in the same thread at the same time?
hehehehehehe
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Honestly? Coffee. But I felt like feeling beautiful while I do it.
Yes, explain ... who or what warrants hoochie?
When a girl wants an extra Splenda, she's gotta work it.
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You never know - a cute Jewish doctor could have the same craving at the same time.
And if you see J2, give him a hug for me
D2 - Exactly.
Q - Oh, I wish!
SOMMS - Good coffee, and shoes.
J2 is not Jewish.
ETA: But I'm more than happy to hug him, Q.
But a cute future Doctor could be your Barista, Shira, so work it. Just don't give me the details. I want to sleep tonight.
you silly peoples.
People are stupid, i've just accepted that fact. I "try" not to give in to peoples stupid pretensious thoughts but sometimes it is too hard. You just want to smack them upside the head.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
"J2 is not Jewish."
After all this time, I figured he was by osmosis.
Please note that I distinctly avoided use of the term 'injection'.
Although, come to think of it, that's similar to 'ingestion' . . . oh, nevermind.
You got it, Deet.
Tinky, we're not silly! We're oddly serious when it comes to how to utilize my cleavage to find me a boyfriend.
And most of humanity is stupid. Darwin needs to catch up.
I'm not Jewish either, Q. We're both devout lapsed Catholics.
Am I being incredibly dense?
Be careful how you answer that.
I love you ALL! *blows kisses*
I'm off to be a good student and attend class, like I always do (no, really).
There is one REALLY cute Jewish boy in one of my classes...but, he has a girlfriend. DAMMIT!
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
No, I'm the dense one - and feel free to comment how you like
I honestly thought you were Jewish. That makes just ANOTHER thing we have in common!
Nope. Irish/Italian Native New Yorker. I see how you could be mistaken.
*enters humming*
I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind
And I dont need to see any more
To know that
I can read your mind, I can read your mind
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Oh, yeah, that's it!
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