Can The Adults Please Smoke? Part 26: Apparently They Can Drink, too!- Page 8

[shira467]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 6:36pm

Figures. *lowers eyes sadly*

Oh, I'm wearing cute shoes! *perks up*

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 6:37pm

The only kink in the plan is that as a result of the trip to China there will be many, many more gazill's. I'll just have to be even more "charming" when he returns.

[shira467]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 6:39pm

Tell him to invest in real estate in NYC. For a goddaughter. It will make gazillions ONE day.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 6:43pm

He bought his mother the house in Boca and his 25 year old daughter a house in Miami. I wrapped my mortgage statement in a gift box last month ... he didn't bite.
Then again, you're one of his people.

[shira467]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 6:45pm

He has a daughter from my tribe whose Daddy is loaded? Why didn't you TELL me?

You know I'd become a lesbian again.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 6:49pm

Sadly, she's engaged to be married. She's gorgeous, too. Then again, he went gay after 9 nine years of marriage, so you never know.

[D2]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 6:52pm

Isn't it funny how many straight men go gay after 9 years of marriage? I wonder how many gay men go "straight" after 9 years of, uhm, civil union?

[shira467]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 6:52pm

Keep me updated. Off to le theatre.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 6:54pm

Enjoy, kiddo!

Mind boggling, isn't it Deetie?

[D2]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 6:55pm

Yup!

Well, I'm off to meet my, uhm, civil unionist for dinner.

SOMMS, don't drink too many dirties alone.

Updated On: 10/17/08 at 06:55 PM

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 7:06pm

Getting ready to wash that gray right out of my hair.

Now, I just have to figure out whether to keep growing out my hair, or cut it.

Short - it is easier, but women hit on me - counter-productive to the cause (but flattering).

Long - more difficult, but dudes like it.


I guess I just answered my own question.

Happy Friday Adults.

[harris007]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 7:59pm

The cows bring hair dye. And a plastic cape for ywiw

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 8:09pm

YOU, I thought your hair looked fab on Saturday! I say "keep it"!

Hi, Harris. YWIW lives 3,000 miles away and I've seen her more in the last few months than I have EVER seen you. Ahem.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 9:38pm

Where were you MP?

Boring night here, C10 and his friend are torturing me with Maple Story, Star Wars, etc.

The girls are out. Even Rachel Maddow is boring tonight.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 9:41pm

I am home now. I was in California for 5 days. As LS would say, "I wish Maryland was in California." *sigh*

We're trying to go back in February.

How are you, Brdy? How's Mrs. B?

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 9:44pm

I am just grumpy today for no particular reason, the campaign, economy, tuition, etc.

Mrs. Brd is fine, she is out with one of our dear friends - girls night out. She has another audition next week following one yesterday, she needs some good luck to draw her out of a little Mommy funk. We have a party tomorrow - A list party (for our friends) and then all of us are going to the Bears on Sunday for the first time together!

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 9:54pm

I was supposed to take a friend out for dinner tomorrow night for her birthday, but she called earlier tonight and said, "Why don't you guys just come over here. I accidentally bought two pot roasts."

So we're going to her house for a dinner party!

Don't be grumpy, Brdy! Just think...in two weeks, we'll have a new president! I can't wait till I don't have to hear W's whiny little voice every freaking day.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 9:56pm

Even McCain would not be W.

I am confident, but I do not trust the Repub machine.

I made pulled pork and slaw for the tailgate on Sunday! East Carolina style!

[D2]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 9:59pm

I love Pot Roast!

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 10:01pm

Deetsie! I thought of you and your civil unionist so much when I was in SoCal. I wanna move there.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 10:01pm

My mother is a pot roast pro! It is one meal that the whole family loves.

D2, where did you grow up?

[D2]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 10:04pm

Who says I've grown up?

Born in New York City. Moved to South Florida when I was six, moved back to New York when I was 12 and I've been here ever since.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 10:08pm

I have certainly have grown up, other than the fact that I have teens! (I hate Palin more than I hate cauliflower!)

[D2]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 10:14pm

I love Cauliflower!

Especially with Pot Roast!

No, really, I do.

Updated On: 10/17/08 at 10:14 PM

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 10/17/08 at 10:15pm

Listen to your teacher. Repeat after me:

I won't grow up,
(I won't grow up)
I don't want to go to school.
(I don't want to go to school)
Just to learn to be a parrot,
(Just to learn to be a parrot)
And recite a silly rule.
(And recite a silly rule)
If growing up means
It would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree,
I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up
Not me!
Not I,
Not me!
Not me!
I won't grow up,
(I won't grow up)
I don't want to wear a tie.
(I don't want to wear a tie)
And a serious expression
(And a serious expression)
In the middle of July.
(In the middle of July)
And if it means I must prepare
To shoulder burdens with a worried air,

I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up
Not me,
Not I,
Not me!
So there!
Never gonna be a man,
I won't!
Like to see somebody try
And make me.
Anyone who wants to try
And make me turn into a man,
Catch me if you can.
I won't grow up.
Not a penny will I pinch.
I will never grow a mustache,
Or a fraction of an inch.
'Cause growing up is awfuller
Than all the awful things that ever were.
I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up,
No sir,
Not I,
Not me,
So there!

I won't grow up!
(I won't grow up)
I will never even try
(I will never even try)
I will do what Peter tells me
(I will do what Peter tells me)
And I'll never ask him why
(And I'll never ask him why)

We won't grow up!
(We won't grow up)
We will never grow a day
(We will never grow a day)
And if someone tries to make it
(And if someone tries to make it)
We will simply run away
(We will simply run away)

I won't grow up!
(I won't grow up)
No, I promise that I won't
(No, I promise that I won't)
I will stay a boy forever
(I will stay a boy forever)
And be banished if I don't!
(And be banished if I don't)

And Never Land will always be
The home of beauty and joy
And neverty
I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up
Not me!
Not me!
Not me!
Not me!
No sir!
Not me!