Maybe it's a kick of love and understanding.
I'm just trying to rectify your situation. Maybe Shira could kick the "singer" someplace that would shut her up.
Hahahaha, I'll be there tonight SOMMSie.
Oh no! They're not trying to belt High-E again, are they?
Oh, that's right, I forgot. Call me tomorrow, Shira.
I'm at home having a double Dirty -- the Gaz is off to China for two weeks. Sigh.
Okay, Deet. I will. *marks calendar*
Oh SOMMS. That's so sad.
Box Office Belter has left for the show tonight. It's mercifully quiet here now.
Ooh, I found a Lean Pocket for dinner! YAY!
I think I'll have a second Dirty with three stuffed olives. Greens and food groups, you know.
A line from my musical:
"Olives are very low in cholesterol, high in fiber, have zero carbs and they’re a good source of calcium, copper and iron! I can’t believe I just said that."
You based a character on me? Thanks!
ahem. it's my life story.
Dirty Martinis: The Olives Have Two Holes.
I've taught you so well.
Actually, it's neither.
Shira, you're FAR too young for the character we wrote.
SOMMS, your musical is still "in development."
What if I got the Gaz to throw in a mil or two, would that speed things along?
In which musical do you find the pimento?
Um, SOMMS. It would speed my life along too. *waves*. I need millions, too!
I'm glad you're proud.
If the little bitchbastard would only stay in the country long enough for me to get him to sign me into the will, we'd be set for life Shira.
SOMMS: Indubitably.
Call Customs and set a little rumor. He'll be in the country for AGES.
Yep, 15-20.
No no, a rumor. Just enough to keep him here for a few weeks until they discover it was a false alarm. Just cover your tracks, dear.
That doesn't work for people with gazillions, Shira dear. It would only work for poor shnooks like us.
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