Can The Adults Please Smoke? Part 28: Mayday! Mayday! Alcohol needed! STAT!- Page 176
Can The Adults Please Smoke? Part 28: Mayday! Mayday! Alcohol needed! STAT!
#4375Tipsy Tuesday!! (Cuz Shira thinks Amber is Girly!)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 11:58am
So there was this man who pulled up into a gas station for some gas. The attendant started filing his tank, and then noticed that there were two live penguins seated in the back seat of the car. In amazement, he said to the driver, "Hey buddy, did you realize that you have two penguins in the back seat?" The driver said, "Yeah. And I don't really know what to do with them." The attendant, more amazed, said "Well for starters, take them to the zoo!" "Thanks, buddy; that's a good idea." So the driver paid for his gas, and drove off with the penguins.
Next week, the same car drove into the gas station, and the same attendant ws there. Incredulous, he noticed that the SAME penguins were still in the back seat! "Hey man," he said," I thought you were going to take those penguins to the zoo!!!" "Well, I did," said the driver..."and we had a great time. But today we're gonna go to Goofy-Golf."
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#4376Tipsy Tuesday!! (Cuz Shira thinks Amber is Girly!)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 12:00pmOkay, that made me laugh. I needed that. Thanks, Shira!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#4377Tipsy Tuesday!! (Cuz Shira thinks Amber is Girly!)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 12:02pmRe-read it and visualize Q in the driver's seat...
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#4378Tipsy Tuesday!! (Cuz Shira thinks Amber is Girly!)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 12:08pm"Next we're going hiking in the Pacific Northwest. I figured they'd like the weather!"
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#4379Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 12:21pmClothing optional.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#4380Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 12:39pmAnd. Shi shi. I love that bag
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#4381Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 1:10pm
haha, i like that!!
Ok, lunch and Tink are not agreeing with each other.
**curls up in liquor cabinet**
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#4382Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 1:14pmAnd then we're going to Disneyland!
#4383Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 1:57pm*wants to go to Disneyland as well*
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#4384Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 2:21pmThere's room in the front with me, YWIW - I'm afraid the penguins insist on having the backseat to themselves.
#4385Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 2:58pmHiking in the Great PacNW is the theme for today. Planning several hikes and camping trips with friends and alone in the next few weeks. Who's coming?
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#4386Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 3:19pm
*sigh* DD, you know I would LOVE to join you!
I'm going to be hiking in the mountains east of Vegas the last weekend of May. That will be a slightly different experience, as it's now well over 100 degrees there already.
#4387Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 3:51pm
Can we go to Disney this summer, Q? Can we? Can we?!
In other news, guess who's having surgery tomorrow. ME! Gotta fix the open wound, and apparently I'm beyond "in-office" repair. Nice job, Shira.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#4388Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 3:56pm
Does hiking up and down my stairs count for anything?
Shira, keep us posted!
Updated On: 5/19/09 at 03:56 PM
#4389Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 4:03pm
Absolutely, YWIW.
Oh, I'll be posting by evening. It's just minor surgery.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#4390Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 4:23pmI'm so ready to get out of here today. It's been one horrendous day. I also have to remember to stop and buy lottery scratch-offs to put in a birthday card and a drive-by through the cemetary to check out the flag situation.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#4391Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 4:59pmThat doesn't sound at all fun, SOMMS.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#4392Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 5:45pm
*psst* that's girly ... 
Slow day at work *sigh* only working 1/2 day tomorrow, then root canal!!! (I'm trying to be positive about it)
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#4393Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 5:48pm
Didn't you know that Girly and I are the same person? Or, that Boobs and Girly are the same person? Or, were all RobbO -- only taller.
Updated On: 5/19/09 at 05:48 PM
#4394Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 5:49pmI thought you were Spartacus.
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#4395Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 5:54pmOnly on Thursdays.
#4396Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 6:11pmWooooo hooooooo. *the cows bring in more lemonade in their we love alice ripley shirts*
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#4397Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 7:15pmHey if anyone. Saw. 9 to 5. I need to ask dumb question. Are there any gunshots in it ?
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#4398Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 7:26pmYes, when Dolly shoots all the cows, butchers them and throws them on the grill just before intermission.
#4399Tipsy Tuesday!! (Amber is girly. She's just not Girly.)
Posted: 5/19/09 at 8:36pmAaaaaaaiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhhh
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
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