*swoons*
sings
"i'm a one-woman man...
for the first time, oh my.
who ever thought i'd say those words out loud?
though Lord, you are attractive,
i'm sitting here inactive.
i'm not at all aroused and i'm damn proud!"
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD