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#3776

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 9:17am

SEE!!!

That little old lady could have been me!

Shut up.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#3777

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 10:00am

The sad things Deet is that if Max had nipped back at her, she would have claimed he was aggressive.

Maybe it was a setup. Trying to get Max to react so they could try claim she was hurt.

In my head, that girl was a devious, gypsy brat.

#3778

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 10:03am

Apparently, there's a roving band of them infiltrating the parks of America. I'm back to my original idea of teaching Max to squat on the toilet.

#3779

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 10:18am

TMZ is reporting that Andy Griffith has died. He always reminded me so much of my dad. RIP.

#3780

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 10:22am

I grew up watching the episodes with my grandpa (who i still to this day refer to the development he lives in as "Mayberry"). the whistle-ing theme song always makes me smile and think of him.

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3781

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 10:22am

I heard. I've seen every Andy Griffith episode at least a dozen times. We visited Mt. Airy (Mayberry) very often when I was a kid, on our way to Mt. Pilot (Pilot Mountain).

#3782

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 10:24am

Did Mt. Airy look anything like the fictional Mayberry?

#3783

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 10:25am

Le Sigh. RIP Andy. Thanks for being the Pa many of us dreamed of.

#3784

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 10:28am

Yes, it does.

http://www.surryarts.org/mayberrydays/index.html

Updated On: 7/3/12 at 10:28 AM

#3785

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 11:01am

Wow - talk about a cottage industry! Thanks!

#3786

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 11:08am

I know! When do we open Framilyville?

#3787

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 11:22am

Tinky could be the town drunk, Girly the town Crier, I elect SOMMS as sheriff and Deet as Deputy. The rest of us are the good citizens

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3788

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 11:34am

Another part of our childhoods gone.

Yes, I'm definitely a Barney Fife type. And I'd have license to slap obnoxious little girls into handcuffs and haul their nasty asses into jail.

Which I guess makes me the biological child of Barney Fife and Miss Hannigan.

#3789

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 11:40am

:) It would be an honor.

On a different note - I have a third meeting/date with a gentleman caller tonight. Met him Friday, took me out Sunday and invited me to a BBQ tonight and/or festivities tomorrow.

Surely, this is truly the sign the end of the world is near......

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3790

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 11:45am

Addy is definitely more the Sheriff Andy type. Hell, I'd be getting drunk with Tink/Otis out at the spinster sister's still.

#3791

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 11:51am

I'd rather be a part drunk, crier and deputy all in one!

Tink, that now explains Sunday's FB status...

I was afraid to ask!

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#3792

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 11:55am

And Boobs is Goober, which leaves Moony as the Aint Bee in our little village.

Good for you, Tink.

#3793

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 11:55am

Yeehaw, SOMMS! We don't need a house. We'll just put memory foam mattresses in the jail cells for us to sleep it off in.

Girly - heh, well I bartended that afternoon, so that was more about getting THAT out of the way, and then getting to the good stuff. :)

We strolled. Like actually strolled around a neighborhood. Who does that?

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3794

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 11:57am

The kindly folks in Framilyville.

#3795

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 12:22pm

Good point, Somms.

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3796

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 12:58pm

In the name of God and all things holy: Peanut Butter & Co. makes a little jar of heaven called Dark Chocolate Dreams -- peanut butter blended with dark chocolate.

And it has no trans fats or Cholesterol.

Me happy.

#3797

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 1:04pm

If it's dark chocolate, it's practically health food!

And, yea, somehow I knew I'd be Aunt Bea.

#3798

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 1:07pm

I actually would cast you as Helen, but then you and Addy/Andy would have to smooch.

Updated On: 7/3/12 at 01:07 PM

#3799

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 1:11pm

Thelma Lou was Barney's girlfriend, so Moony'd have to smooch me.

Helen Crump was Andy's girlfriend/fiancé/wife.

Sheesh.

ETA: Good update, SoMMS.

Updated On: 7/3/12 at 01:11 PM

#3800

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Tuesday

Posted: 7/3/12 at 1:37pm

Well, Aunt Bea was....well fed...so it's OK.

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