*the cows in their springtime outfits bring lemonade*
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
I committed an act of science last night. I'm participating in the Geographic Genome Project and had to take and preserve two DNA samples - one last night and one this morning. Now my DNA will be on file somewhere and I can no longer continue on my crime spree. Why don't I think of these things before I join?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
I would have been the prime suspect in their demise anyway, Deet. All I would have to do is play a certain song at the trial and I would be acquitted in no time.
Morning peeps! I'm at working meaning I didn't hit the lottery as was projected. The good news is it's up to 476 million! You know how many Framily retreats we can buy with that money?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is, Moony. I missed the initial on-line testing in Jan, but they reopened it again and tonight is the East Coast testing. Answer 50 questions w/ 15 seconds each. Then if you get 35 or more correct, you are considered for the in person test when they come to town. I did it last year but was REALLY sick and doped up on drugs so I couldn't think as fast as normal.
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
exactly, I am so much cooler than Ken Jennings. Just think of how many awesome anecdotes I have to tell in the annoying "tell me something interesting about yourself" portion
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
Fun morning here: this is Career Day. We just had an assembly with our keynote speaker. She's an alum (class of '86) who is now a secret service agent, assigned to the Obama daughters' detail. She brought her hunky hubby, also an agent. She started off by asking the students what they thought was the job of an agent. She brought a pink Secret Service baseball cap to give as a prize for the best answer. The winning answer: "We don't know - it's a secret!"
Morning! So excited for you, Tink! Can't wait to hear how it turns out.
Is anyone familiar with comedian Jake Johanssen? I'm going to see him perform Friday night because his sister is a friend of mine. I'm sort of embarrassed that I'm not familiar with him at all.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian