Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Erratic Eleven — Page 147

#3651

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 2:41pm

Special Skills: Knows lyrics to any Bernadette Peters song, and has the gown to go with each one.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3652

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 2:45pm

Another special skill - can do a splendiforous Transatlantic version of Downtown. For which he earns the above!

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#3653

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 2:46pm

Can type 65 words per minute. 85 when drooling.

#3654

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 2:46pm

Will serve breakfast in bed the next morning....

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3655

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 2:47pm

Don't forget "with one hand", Moony.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3656

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 2:48pm

...and fastiously clean up after. (the breakfast, not the drool)

#3657

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 2:50pm

I forget are we doing a personal ad or a resume?? Or one that will serve as both?

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3658

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 2:51pm

You people are just too generous to me and my achievements...don't forget about my hole digging.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3659

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 2:52pm

Yay for the Lusia love - and a special *MWAH* for the Boobalicious one.

#3660

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 2:56pm

It's a resume, tink. But he may need a personal ad, too.

DG - we could use a liitle input from you, too.

#3661

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 2:58pm

Hate to break up this party - but the news just broke that Daniel McDonald has died.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3662

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 2:58pm

Hugs and kisses to DG and Tink too !!!

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3663

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 2:59pm

**blushes** thanks boobs!

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3664

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 3:00pm

Hmmm...sorry to be ignorant, Rath, but I don't know his work, do I?

#3665

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 3:01pm

Karen's STEEL PIER costar. He's been ill for some time.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3666

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 3:02pm

Oh, I'm sorry.

#3667

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 3:05pm

48 years old, young wife, two VERY young kids. When I met them last year, the youngest was still in diapers.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3668

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 3:08pm

That is very tragic!

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3669

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 3:09pm

Sorry to bring down the thread. I'm just feeling sad about the situation.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3670

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 3:10pm

My condolences to the family. So sad...so young.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3671

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 3:13pm

Anyway, there is a thread on the main board.

Back to resume building!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3672

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 3:13pm

** hands out Kleenex and shots of Vodka**

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3673

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 3:14pm

*accepts both*

Oooh, now I'll be able to come up with some good stuff.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3674

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 3:17pm

The last time I tried to help advertise for Boobs, it took forever to gather the bail money. I think it best that the women handle things this time.

#3675

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Posted: 2/16/07 at 3:33pm

*throws in bail money to get Boobs out*

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