Confessions Thread- Page 4
Confessions Thread
#75re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:47pmYou can imagine THOSE dinner parties.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#76re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:48pm
Rath, I pictured you a bit taller too.
And Jaily...erm...wow.
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#77re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:49pmI think Jaily totally wins this thread.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#78re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:49pm
Rath is quite a bit taller than you'd think she is, actually...
...if you're a Smurf. (You see, Rath is at least *six* apples high.)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#79re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:49pmJaily, you are one of the naughtiest people I've encountered. Too bad we can't date.
#80re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:50pmShut up, JG.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#81re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:50pm
Oh, we can date.
I just won't eat your pu*sy.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#82re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:50pmI'm impressed, jaily. I thought sleeping with a priest was bad enough...
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#83re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:51pm
oh, please, EVERYONE has slept with a priest.
Twice if you're actually Catholic.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#84re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:51pmNot I.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#85re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:52pm
Yes on both counts. 
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#86re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:53pm
That's only because they don't allow lesbians to be priests.
Look me in the eye, though, and tell me you haven't shown a Mother Superior somewhere the *true* face of God a time or two, though... 
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#87re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:54pm
I have never slept with a member of the clergy.
Although I did have an affair with a "married" woman for 6+ years.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#88re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:55pm
*sounds the gong*
Ladies and gentlefags, Rath has just redeemed herself!!
Way to go, Homewreckerina! You m'girl. *high five* Let's go get a Shirley Temple (the drink for me, the girl for you) and compare notes.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#89re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:55pmI have never slept with anyone 10 years younger than I.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#90re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:56pmI have.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#91re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:56pm*puts on coat*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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#92re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:57pmA good friend of mine had sex with a priest IN The Vatican. Long story ......
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie
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#93re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:58pmGoddamn you, Margo.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#94re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:59pmI slept with a banker who was 12 years older than me. The sad thing about that? I don't regret that I don't know his last name or that he was quite a bit older than I was. I regret that it only happened once. He was HOT!
#95re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:59pm
That's like saying you met a fat woman at the Krispy Kreme headquarters, honey.
I love KatyGrace. A lot. You are my new best friend.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 12/21/05 at 12:59 PM
#96re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:00pmBoth of my most serious relationships were with women 20+ years older.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#97re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:01pmThis is bad, and I'm ashamed. But years ago, while waiting tables, this one table was being incredibly obnoxious. It was closing time, and they wouldn't leave. They asked for decaf, but since we were closing, the pot was empty. So I served them regular coffee.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#98re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:01pmGet off this thread, DayDreamer.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#99re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:02pm
Oh, the scandal! The shame! How COULD YOU?!?! Lives will be ruined on every continent! Economies will crumble! Governments will be overthrown!
YOU GAVE THEM REGULAR COFFEE, for god's sake. You could have destroyed the entire human race!
I hope you beg and plead to god every night for forgiveness from this horrible atrocity you have perpetrated upon mankind.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
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