Confessions Thread — Page 4

#76

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:47pm

You can imagine THOSE dinner parties.

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#77

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:48pm

Rath, I pictured you a bit taller too.


And Jaily...erm...wow.

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#78

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:49pm

I think Jaily totally wins this thread.

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#79

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:49pm

Rath is quite a bit taller than you'd think she is, actually...



...if you're a Smurf. (You see, Rath is at least *six* apples high.)

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#80

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:49pm

Jaily, you are one of the naughtiest people I've encountered. Too bad we can't date.

#81

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:50pm

Shut up, JG.

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#82

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:50pm

Oh, we can date.



I just won't eat your pu*sy.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#83

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:50pm

I'm impressed, jaily. I thought sleeping with a priest was bad enough...

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#84

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:51pm

oh, please, EVERYONE has slept with a priest.


Twice if you're actually Catholic.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#85

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:51pm

Not I.

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#86

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:52pm

Yes on both counts.

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#87

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:53pm

That's only because they don't allow lesbians to be priests.


Look me in the eye, though, and tell me you haven't shown a Mother Superior somewhere the *true* face of God a time or two, though...

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#88

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:54pm

I have never slept with a member of the clergy.

Although I did have an affair with a "married" woman for 6+ years.

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#89

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:55pm

*sounds the gong*

Ladies and gentlefags, Rath has just redeemed herself!!

Way to go, Homewreckerina! You m'girl. *high five* Let's go get a Shirley Temple (the drink for me, the girl for you) and compare notes.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#90

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:55pm

I have never slept with anyone 10 years younger than I.

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#91

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:56pm

I have.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#92

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:56pm

*puts on coat*

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#93

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:57pm

A good friend of mine had sex with a priest IN The Vatican. Long story ......

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#94

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:58pm

Goddamn you, Margo.

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#95

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:59pm

I slept with a banker who was 12 years older than me. The sad thing about that? I don't regret that I don't know his last name or that he was quite a bit older than I was. I regret that it only happened once. He was HOT!

#96

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:59pm

That's like saying you met a fat woman at the Krispy Kreme headquarters, honey.







I love KatyGrace. A lot. You are my new best friend.

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Updated On: 12/21/05 at 12:59 PM

#97

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:00pm

Both of my most serious relationships were with women 20+ years older.

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#98

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:01pm

This is bad, and I'm ashamed. But years ago, while waiting tables, this one table was being incredibly obnoxious. It was closing time, and they wouldn't leave. They asked for decaf, but since we were closing, the pot was empty. So I served them regular coffee.

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#99

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:01pm

Get off this thread, DayDreamer.

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#100

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:02pm

Oh, the scandal! The shame! How COULD YOU?!?! Lives will be ruined on every continent! Economies will crumble! Governments will be overthrown!

YOU GAVE THEM REGULAR COFFEE, for god's sake. You could have destroyed the entire human race!

I hope you beg and plead to god every night for forgiveness from this horrible atrocity you have perpetrated upon mankind.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.