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#26

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:16pm

I used to stop at Starbucks on my way to work every day and buy coffee for the homeless man outside my building and leave it next to him while he was sleeping...

....but I always spit in it first.

I'm sorry.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#27

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:18pm

my bad. why did i think SG and katy were a couple?

XING
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#28

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:18pm

Joins the group of those who've never 'been' with someone of the opposite sex.

I have never worn a dress, not even as a joke.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#29

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:18pm

actually the apple martinis I had didn't taste like alchohol at all, hence enjoying them.

SG-me too! hahahahaha so pure, and chaste, and blah blah blah.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#30

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:18pm

Because, robb, they are roommates. Sometimes when people say they're just roommates, they really are.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 12/21/05 at 12:18 PM

#31

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:19pm

I thought they were a couple too...

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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#32

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:20pm

**makes mental note never to accept anything ingestable from Jaily unless it manufacturer sealed**

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#33

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:20pm

In the Army in 1976, I was friends with another MP and his wife.......we became so close that we started sleeping together......and I have to say SHE was a hell of a lot more fun than he was!

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#34

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:22pm

lol Elphaba!!!!!

Here's a confession, I don't feel like washing dogs today.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#35

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:23pm

I don't feel like washing dogs ever.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#36

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:24pm

This thread is better than I could have imagined!

And, honestly, even if katygrace and I were lesbians, we would not pick each other. Definitely not each other's type in that way at all. And you all are not the first one's to think we're "with" one another. But roommates is not always equal to Together.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

Updated On: 12/21/05 at 12:24 PM

#37

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:25pm

oh, i didn't think you were roommates. i thought you were just ****ing.

XING
PED

#38

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:25pm

I've answered my door completely naked before just to see the reaction the delivery person would have.

"For me, THEATRE is an anticipation, an artistic rush, an emotional banquet, a jubilant appreciation, and an exit hopeful of clearer thought and better worlds." ~ an anonymous traveler with Robert Burns

#39

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:26pm

Rath sometimes it's fun to wash dogs. They wiggle and whine and I feel kind of malicious, it's fun, truely.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#40

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:26pm

I put on makeup compulsively.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

Updated On: 1/11/06 at 12:26 PM

#41

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:26pm

as a kid i used to let my mom win at candyland because i hated to see anyone lose.

XING
PED

#42

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:26pm

*knocks on WonderBoy's door*

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#43

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:28pm

robbo = pathetically codependent

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#44

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:29pm

when I was in preschool I stole a little plastic horse and kept it hidden in my basement. I was TERRIFIED someone would find out I stole and then my parents would hate me.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#45

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:29pm

You're going to hell.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#46

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:29pm

Elphaba-- I think I may be more shocked that you were in the Army than anything else.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#47

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:30pm

"They wiggle and whine..."

I think OEC is into S&M...

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#48

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:30pm

they do hate you, oddcreature, but that's not why.

XING
PED

#49

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:30pm

I secretly enjoy making people cry.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#50

re: Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/21/05 at 12:30pm

That's no secret.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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