Confessions Thread — Page 5
#102
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:05pm
Muah!
Now, let's go team-bang a married guy while his wife's at the grocery store.
Now, let's go team-bang a married guy while his wife's at the grocery store.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#103
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:06pm
*goes to grocery store to find said wife*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#104
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:08pm
Sounds like a plan to me! Bonus points for tag-teaming him at the office.
#105
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:08pm
Ugh, that would be my third one this week.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#106
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:10pm
*still here*
I steer clear of the guys in my office...
I steer clear of the guys in my office...
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#107
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:10pm
I'm a 48 year old virgin. I made up all of ex's to not seem so pathetic.
#108
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:10pm
This thread is for TRUE confessions.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#109
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:13pm
God, you're all so brave... or insane... or both.
Here's a few of mine, since it's the season of "giving."
I've slept with a guy 12 years older than me (a litigation lawyer), and 12 years younger than me (a personal trainer with the brain of a pea, but the physical proportions of...). That covers my range. No clergy. Day ain't over yet, though.
I've never done drag. I think I'm the only gay man living anywhere near West Hollywood who hasn't. And considering I've worn all kinds of elaborate costumes on stage... I have no reason or excuse why I haven't... just that I haven't.
Day ain't over yet, though.
Here's a few of mine, since it's the season of "giving."
I've slept with a guy 12 years older than me (a litigation lawyer), and 12 years younger than me (a personal trainer with the brain of a pea, but the physical proportions of...). That covers my range. No clergy. Day ain't over yet, though.
I've never done drag. I think I'm the only gay man living anywhere near West Hollywood who hasn't. And considering I've worn all kinds of elaborate costumes on stage... I have no reason or excuse why I haven't... just that I haven't.
Day ain't over yet, though.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#110
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:13pm
A friend and I wre going to tag-team this guy I was seeing. But we were all really drunk and we passed out before anything happened. So I guess I regret that a bit.
#111
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:13pm
I'm really a 48 year old Jewish Lesbian from Dubuque.
#112
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:14pm
Oh, if we're doing age range, I lived with a chick who was 15 years younger than I.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#113
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:16pm
'atta girl.
Who else wants to play "homo on the range?"
Who else wants to play "homo on the range?"
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#114
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:17pm
Never really been attracted to someone younger than I am. But most of the guys I've dated have all been about 10 years older. There's something about men in their early to mid 30's that's just hot.
#115
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:18pm
My younger one was totally a rebound thing.
I had just broken up with someone, and this gorgeous young thing came sniffing around - what was I to do?
I had just broken up with someone, and this gorgeous young thing came sniffing around - what was I to do?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#116
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:18pm
My first partner was 25 years older than me and had a son my age. I liked his money and his penthouse and his Jaguar and his son.
#117
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:18pm
I'll drink to that, Katy. I prefer my beef a bit aged, myself...
But sometimes, you just want some nice veal, y'know? I just had the most *delightful* high school senior...delicious!
But sometimes, you just want some nice veal, y'know? I just had the most *delightful* high school senior...delicious!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#118
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:20pm
I know what you mean, Jaily. Break 'em young. Treat 'em rough. Tell them nothing.
#119
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:21pm
My god, were we seperated at birth?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#120
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:22pm
When I sober up I'm going to want this thread deleted.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#121
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:22pm
...leave no witnesses... burn no bridges...
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#122
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:22pm
Oh SOMMS...
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#123
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:24pm
Blame it on SG! That's what i do.
Jaily- if we were separated at birth then we can't date. Even if there's no head in it for me, you still kick a$$.
Jaily- if we were separated at birth then we can't date. Even if there's no head in it for me, you still kick a$$.
#124
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:25pm
I am only into men who are 12+ years older than me...I'm not sure that's a confession though since it was probably already common knowledge.
By the way, I *love* this thread!
By the way, I *love* this thread!
Updated On: 12/21/05 at 01:25 PM
#125
Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:25pm
Oh, please, Little Miss Six Apples...you've done nothing scandalous. It's Katy and I who will be chucked in the paddywagon of the moral right and carted off to the Mount Holy Olive Baptist Revisionist Camp For Saving Sluts And Strumpets, not you!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
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