Confessions Thread — Page 101

#2501

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/11/06 at 10:54am

i confess that i'm listening to keith urban and i like him.

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#2502

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/11/06 at 10:56am

i confess i'm feeling very lonely today

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#2503

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/11/06 at 10:56am

Undi, you know I'd rather give head to a habanero than have your job :-P

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2504

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 10:57am

**hugs harris**

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#2505

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:11am

i confess i'm gonna go burn my shirt now

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#2506

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:14am

*takes back hug and kicks harris instead**

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#2507

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:17am

i confess i'm gonna kick robbo again*

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#2508

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:18am

Why not let off steam in the steam room?

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#2509

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:19am

I confess that I tipped Harris' cows.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2510

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:26am

ROFLOL


i confess that made me laugh

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#2511

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:31am

I confess that I don't know what cows have horns.

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Hamlet's father.

#2512

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:34am

Maybe it's just a stunning hairdo...

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Updated On: 8/11/06 at 11:34 AM

#2513

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:35am

I think it's her hair. And I also think Lois of Hi & Lois fame has some explaining to do. Take a look at Trixie's hair.

#2514

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:43am

you think she bedded a cow?

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#2515

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:44am

Maybe she was just letting off some steam. I mean, in Pluggers, the bears are married to kangaroos, so the comic world is an anything-goes, free-love type environment.

#2516

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:49am

I should live in the comics.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#2517

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:54am

I should live in the tropics.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2518

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:57am

I should live on a sailboat.

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Hamlet's father.

#2519

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 1:08pm

i should live on grassy island where, suplies are dropped off once a week

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#2520

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Posted: 8/12/06 at 8:35pm

^ i'll vote for that.

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#2521

the confessions thread

Posted: 8/12/06 at 8:38pm

Woah. When did this thread come back??

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#2522

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Posted: 8/14/06 at 3:26pm

i confess that i am afraid to have surgery.

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#2523

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Posted: 8/14/06 at 3:27pm

I'm afraid of the elderly.

#2524

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:16am

i used to think that oral sex was when you talked about it.

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#2525

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Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:17am

Wait - it's not???

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