Confessions Thread — Page 103

#2551

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 8:10pm

I confess that Twelvy is mean!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2552

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 8:11pm

I found the prettiest clown I could, DD.

Just for you!

Yes, "the meltdowns are in bloom" tonight.

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#2553

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 8:12pm

Oh, so the clown wasn't even for me???

*melts down*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2554

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 8:12pm

With the week I've had, I'm ripe for a meltdown, so I better stay away.

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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2555

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 8:13pm

Twelvy isn't mean.

Rathy just needs a big, fat cocktail right now!

Now take off that red nose and have a sip.

And I couldn't resist the gay, Chorus Line clown after I saw him. He had to be seen by all tonight.

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#2556

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 8:14pm

I confess that I'm glaring at you right now, Twelvy.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2557

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 8:15pm

Girlie, you MUST relax.

Whatever it is that's melting you... can't be all that bad... can it?

*tries to play with Rathy*

*gives up*

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Updated On: 9/8/06 at 08:15 PM

#2558

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 8:16pm

No playing. I confess I need a drink and a snuggle.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2559

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:08am

I confess that I miss this thread TERRIBLY, and I am bumping it because I know you scandalous strumpets have many, many more dirty dark secrets to spill.

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#2560

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:15am

I confess that I had sex on a playground a week ago.

It doesn't sound that scandalous now that I read it...

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Updated On: 9/21/06 at 09:15 AM

#2561

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:17am

Yes it does.

One assumes it wasn't noon recess at the time...

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#2562

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:18am

I confess that I might have something to do with a potential roommatecide in Yonkers.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2563

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:20am

Roommatecide?

Doesn't Raid make a spray for that?

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#2564

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:21am

Only in my dreams, angel.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2565

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:23am

I was late for work this morning...and I DON"T CARE. Ooooh.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2566

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:25am

You're a genius prodigy.

You can show up at dinnertime if you want.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2567

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:39am

That attitude will not get you hired, dearie.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

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#2568

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:40am

I didn't say I was a genius prodigy.

On the contrary - so punctuality is key for me.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2569

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:49am

I confess that I may have hooked up with my ex-boyfriend on the stage of our children's production (after the children had left, mind you). And that we almost got busted by the police.

And it was good.

ETA: I should also mention that the stage is in a former church, my former church, and that the stage was built where the altar formerly sat.

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"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay

Updated On: 9/21/06 at 09:49 AM

#2570

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:55am

Colleen...this is a confessions thread...not a "it's Thursday" thread.

:)

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#2571

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:57am

Ouch. That was a cold prickly. Warm fuzzies only!

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"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay

#2572

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:58am

colleen, that reminds me of the production of CABARET I was in a couple of years ago. We rehearsed in the rec room of a church, and I had to try on and be photographed in the sheer baby doll number I was to wear onstage, in the sanctuary.

The same sanctuary where I was made a godmother a couple of years earlier.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2573

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 10:07am

Was this the Church of the Poisoned Mind?

Colleen---I'm shocked... but not surprised.

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#2574

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 10:09am

Just a tease, my dear...anyone posting that would've gotten that response from me :)

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#2575

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 10:12am

Gosh, a girl just can't have some clean, innocent fun on a church altar anymore. What's that about?

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"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay