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#2901

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/25/06 at 9:34am

I confess that I'd rather be in bed right now.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2902

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/25/06 at 9:41am

Ditto.

Let's go.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2903

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 12:40pm

Here's a cryptic confession for you:

I recently did something that I'm not very proud of, but I'm $1,000 richer as a result.

#2904

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 12:41pm

I'll do it! What is it?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2905

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 12:42pm

Something I'm very good at doing.

#2906

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 12:42pm

Ewwww Calvin..how could you?

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2907

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 12:43pm

Oh. Well then I'm probably not qualified.

I'm not much of a writer.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2908

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 12:48pm

I confess that I'd rather be popping my boss's eyes like grapes with my mechanical pencil.

I confess I've been having a lot of violent thoughts lately.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2909

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 12:49pm

I confess that I was lame enough to get drunk on a Monday night (and love every minute of it).

#2910

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 12:51pm

I also confess that if my Harry Nilsson's Personal Best doesn't come in the mail from Amazon today I may have violent actions rather than thoughts.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2911

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 12:52pm

*hands SG a valium* always carry around my dolls for days like that..hell that's everyday around here !!!

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2912

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 1:00pm

If you had some vodka on you, I would totally wash down one of those dolls. But what's a doll without booze, I ask you.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2913

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 1:01pm

How's jack Daniel's ?

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2914

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 1:03pm

Can Carol Channing change the title of this thread to:

the corn-fessions thread

?

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#2915

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 1:29pm

*sigh*

Well, boobs, I GUESS that'll be OK. Gosh, life is so hard.

And, doodle:

Buh-dum-bum

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2916

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:00pm

Anybody wanna talk about me for a while?

No, ok.

It was chilly this morning.

Do these pants make my ankles look fat?

It's a mean, nasty Republican town, you know.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2917

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:03pm

I could talk about you for a stretch. How's the flute? Keeping it oiled or whatever it is you kinky bandos do?

I confess that my Harry Nilsson CDs haven't arrived yet.

*loads rifle*

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2918

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:06pm

I confess he's kind of amusing and almost funny.
Funny thing, though, is that I wouldn't be caught dead saying, "it's been known for." Someone told me that.

holier than what? from hullahulla
on 9/26/06 @ 03:02:00 PM
oh please! everytime you talk about sex you quantify your comments with "someone told me" or "it's been known for.."

more like, "when i was on my knees getting the bukkake special..."

#2919

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:09pm

Updated On: 9/26/06 at 03:09 PM

#2920

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:11pm

I confess that I had to bump my own thread last nite...cause the hubby was out of town.

#2921

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:13pm

ba dum bump

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2922

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:16pm

bway-- I can't believe you actually brought up bukkake in my beautiful, clean thread. Next thing you know, we'll be talking about merkins again.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2923

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:17pm

How do you keep a merkin from falling off?

#2924

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:40pm

Uhhh, not even answering that.

I confess I miss the Hullahulla thread already. Damn you, moderators!

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2925

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:43pm

I missed HullaHulla altogether...damn you, actual work!

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