Confessions Thread — Page 118

#2926

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:44pm

God, I miss WAYYY too much when I don't post like a fiend for days on end...


*curls up in the corner and weeps softly*

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#2927

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:45pm

*hands Jaily a Stoli*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2928

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:46pm

*covers Jaily in a fleece blanket with pastel kittens on it*

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2929

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:47pm

and SG, why the hell wont you touch my merkin?!

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"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#2930

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:48pm

Are you wearing a merkin, doodle?

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#2931

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:49pm

doodle, you are just asking to get this thread taken away.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2932

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:52pm

oh...I meant the question I asked about merkins...she wouldnt "touch" it.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#2933

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:53pm

Oh silly me.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2934

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:57pm

You are truly full of it today, doodle. And, just so you know, if I'd been properly invited to touch your merkin, things may have turned out differently.

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2935

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:58pm

What is the proper way to invite someone to touch your merkin?



Anyone?

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#2936

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 3:58pm

doodle IS my merkin.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2937

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 4:01pm

That could be a song, Rath.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#2938

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 4:03pm

Wrote it last week.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2939

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 4:11pm

and?

dont feel sorry for Jaily, everyone.

Jaily dear, get in the game!

You arent supposed to understand any of this, as it makes no sense.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#2940

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 4:12pm

Oh - you want me to post it? I can't as it's been sold to Mariah Carey.

You'll be hearing it soon enough.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2941

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 4:14pm

Oh, that's great...'cause I'm her merkin, too.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#2942

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 4:17pm

i confess, i have a nun fantasy.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#2943

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 4:18pm

That's cause you've been very bad, papa.

It's ruler time!

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#2944

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 4:19pm

I thought that might be the case, doodle, as she paid me quite handsomely for the song, and it's not really that good.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2945

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 4:19pm

nah, it's more of a payback thing, doodle.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#2946

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/26/06 at 4:21pm

The song doesnt need to be good, just the merkin.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#2947

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/27/06 at 11:21am

I confess that I had a dream last night involving Calvin, Kringas, lildogs...and me.

We were in an "unconventional" remake of "My Three Sons."

I woke up in a sweat.

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#2948

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/27/06 at 11:26am

I confess I had a dream last night where Sondheim and I cuddled in a movie theatre. It was totally non-sexual, but it was a warm and fuzzy dream. It was lovely.


I also confess that I am going to go see Casino Royale in the theatre because I lust after Daniel Craig.

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2949

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/27/06 at 11:28am

Mee--yow. I wasn't the creepy neighbor, was I?

#2950

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/27/06 at 11:29am

Who was Uncle Charlie, PJ?

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS