Confessions Thread — Page 121

#3001

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 10:40am

*hugs doodle*

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3002

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 10:42am

Confessions?

I wish I could date myself. Would that count?

#3003

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 10:43am

Me too. I could so manipulate myself into doing whatever I wanted.

#3004

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 10:44am

I'd be the better person of the two

#3005

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 10:45am

I'm horny.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3006

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 10:45am

i'm not good enough for me.


edit: but enough about me, how you doin' jaily?

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Updated On: 10/24/06 at 10:45 AM

#3007

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 10:47am

"I'm horny."

And what else is new Jaily?

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3008

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 10:47am

That's a confession, Jaily?

I dated myself once...gave myself crabs.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

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#3009

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 10:48am

Meh. I'd dump myself for a younger man, eventually.

#3010

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 10:48am

*smiles cutely*

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3011

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 10:49am

I'd be an X squared.

#3012

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 10:50am

i'd probably passively aggressively push myself away until i could no longer take it anymore and start picking a fight with myself to get myself ditched.

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#3013

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 10:50am

SOMMS...how would you break up with yourself?

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3014

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 10:52am

So you haven't met my Rath side yet?

#3015

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 10:53am

Don't you mean Rath sideS ?

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3016

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 10:58am

boyfriend 1: "i don't like this side of you."

boyfriend 2: "i am not a box, i don't have sides."

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#3017

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 10:59am

My left nipple itches really badly.

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#3018

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:00am

I confess I just put lotion on my left nipple because of the itching. In my cubicle.

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#3019

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:01am

Once at work, after a really bad sunburn, I had to sneak into a bathroom stall, strip down and cover myself with lotion because the itching was so unbearable.

#3020

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:01am

That's totally hot.


I just rubbed a co-worker's ass.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3021

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:02am

Can I rub your ass? I'll bring my lotion.

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#3022

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:04am

i've never touched a female nipple.

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#3023

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:05am

I confess that while looking up Rod Taylor, I found out that his daughter is that over-made-up Felicia Taylor on the news!

Jaily, I could get you fired for that!

(do it again!)

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3024

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Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:06am

I once groped a female friends boob full on. It was highschool. It was an accident. It has scarred me for life.

#3025

the confessions thread

Posted: 10/24/06 at 11:06am

Yes, yes, and okay.

(Can it be sun-ripened raspberry, SG? It's my favorite!)

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.