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#3476

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/24/07 at 10:35pm

104? Pass me the coathanger, please

The morning star always gets wonderful bright the minute before it has to go --doesn't it?

#3477

I got so high I fainted.
Sometimes I don't recycle.
I finally nailed my girlfriend.
I took some extra niquil (sp?)
:)

But seriously? Confession?
I found weed in my father's sock drawer and sold it to a pot-head that I know for $50. Apparently he got a good deal. I feel terrible/brilliant.

#3478

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/25/07 at 2:12am

I confess, I've had sex on the first date... still with the guy

Fear no more the heat o' the sun, Nor the furious winter's rages; Thou thy worldly task hast done, Home art gone and ta'en thy wages: Golden lads and girls all must, As chimney-sweepers, come to dust. ~Cymbeline

#3479

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/25/07 at 8:31am

i once worked for the tobacco industry.

XING
PED

#3480

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/25/07 at 8:50am

I admit, I like Drew Carey and I liked the movie Gepetto....I need help.

"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey

Updated On: 4/25/07 at 08:50 AM

#3481

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/25/07 at 9:10am

I confess that I have massive coke addiction that has spiraled out of control and I'm in desperate need of rehabilitation.

#3482

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/25/07 at 9:15am

D_A, the point of a confession is to tell us something shocking that we don't already know.

....but the world goes 'round

#3483

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/25/07 at 9:17am

bitch!

#3484

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/25/07 at 9:18am

you flatter me doll!

....but the world goes 'round

#3485

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/25/07 at 9:23am

here, have some coke, sweetie....

#3486

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/25/07 at 9:35am

I confess I'm not who I thought I was,

#3487

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/25/07 at 9:40am

i heart socks.

XING
PED

#3488

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/25/07 at 9:45am

I wonder who you are....

....but the world goes 'round

#3489

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/25/07 at 9:45am

^ kinky

#3490

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/25/07 at 9:46am

Actaully, it would be incestuous.

....but the world goes 'round

#3491

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/25/07 at 9:56am

I confess to watching and knowing WAY to much about children's Television from the 80's - through the mid 90's.

I could sit here and name the best of the best. Fraggle Rock, Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers, Tale Spin, Ducktales, Welcome to Pooh Corner, Dumbo's Circus, Adventures in Wonderland, Goof Troop, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Animaniacs, Freakazoid, The Ghost of Faffner Hall, Doug, Muppet Babies, Care Bears, etc. I could go on and on.

"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey

#3492

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/1/07 at 2:20pm

i dated a guy who was 6'6". it didn't last, though, because i'm really short and he was crazy.

XING
PED

#3493

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/1/07 at 2:22pm

RobbO, you had a thing for the Clintons' cat?

#3494

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/1/07 at 2:24pm

i confess to asking myself if their cat was tall and crazy too before i realized what you were speaking about.

XING
PED

#3495

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/1/07 at 2:27pm

I'm a week behind.

But a strong bottom.

Yipes!
Was that out loud?

Updated On: 5/1/07 at 02:27 PM

#3496

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/1/07 at 2:28pm

loud and clear.

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3497

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/1/07 at 2:34pm

I confess that Calvin is indeed a strong bottom.

Power, even.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3498

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/1/07 at 2:36pm

I confess I'm wondering how Jaily would know that.

#3499

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/1/07 at 2:40pm

i confess to knowing.

XING
PED

#3500

the confessions thread

Posted: 5/1/07 at 2:41pm

I have to confess to knowing too.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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