Confessions Thread — Page 139

#3451

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/24/07 at 3:28pm

i accidentally purchased three half gallons of ice cream today.

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#3452

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/24/07 at 3:35pm

i accidentally ate them.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3453

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/24/07 at 7:38pm

Throwing them up was no accident.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3454

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Posted: 4/24/07 at 7:50pm

i would never waste good dairy like that.

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#3455

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Posted: 4/24/07 at 7:51pm

I was speaking to Billy Bulimia, dear.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3456

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Posted: 4/24/07 at 7:56pm

omg, that is SO my new nickname!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3457

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Posted: 4/24/07 at 8:00pm

I confess I had no doubt that you'd love it, BB.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3458

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Posted: 4/24/07 at 8:07pm

Although I'm fond of "Andy Anorexia", which is what my mom used to call me when I weighed 134 pounds.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3459

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/24/07 at 8:08pm

I think I'm in love with your mom.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3460

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Posted: 4/24/07 at 8:12pm

I'm in love with the idea of weighing 134 pounds again.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3461

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Posted: 4/24/07 at 8:14pm

I've passed that, my goal is closer to 104.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3462

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Posted: 4/24/07 at 8:16pm

Congrats, pooky!!!!!!

I'd try for 104, but I'm pretty that's not really possible for a large-framed six-foot tall man of Swedish descent without resorting to, you know, death and waiting for those pesky last 20 pounds to rot off.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3463

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/24/07 at 8:20pm

There are worse things Jaily

Never too rich or too thin

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Updated On: 4/24/07 at 08:20 PM

#3464

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Posted: 4/24/07 at 8:21pm

Well, of course - you are three full feet taller than I, BB.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3465

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Posted: 4/24/07 at 8:23pm

I confess that this thread makes me feel fat.

#3466

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/24/07 at 8:25pm

Me too, honey.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3467

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Posted: 4/24/07 at 8:26pm

I'll puke to that!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3468

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/24/07 at 8:29pm

None of you guys are fat! Come on now. Stop being so hard on yourselves.
Now go eat a salad.

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#3469

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/24/07 at 8:29pm

I'm about to pull my organic chili dinner out of the microwave, thanks.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3470

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/24/07 at 8:33pm

Aww...how cute is it that Princess 8-Pack is trying to make us feel better? :-P

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3471

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Posted: 4/24/07 at 8:33pm

yum! I love organic chille! what brand?

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#3472

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Posted: 4/24/07 at 8:37pm

Amy's. One of their lower-fat meals. You have to really read their labels.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3473

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/24/07 at 9:14pm

i confess that my animals miss rath


they also think jaily looks just fine

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#3474

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/24/07 at 9:16pm

Your animals don't have enough people to torture?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3475

the confessions thread

Posted: 4/24/07 at 9:25pm

yes, but they miss you

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)