Confessions Thread- Page 18
Confessions Thread
#425Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 5:45pmI know a few ways to keep Brendan awake. And down on his knees confessing.
#426Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 5:45pmHere's a confession - if this strike doesn't end before tomorrow, someone is gonna die.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#427Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 5:45pm
SG, last time I bothered to try and archive them, somewhere around 350.
Katy-sorry I disappeared, my roommate came home being all dramatic and I had to talk him off a ledge for the 3098th time this week, then I went to the grocery store, then I started cooking.
And to whoever it was (can't remember screenname now, sorry) that doubted the veracity of any of my confessions...the people on here who know me in real life know that they are most definitely not tall tales 
(I am very much the sort of boy who would lock a brat or two in a closet and bang my mom's friend's husband. There was in fact a brief period when I wanted to bang my *mom's* husband, but thankfully it passed.)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 12/21/05 at 05:45 PM
#428Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 5:46pmOkay everyone, I'm off to play basketball and work-off some of this sexual tension! Don't be bad. Or mean!
And enjoy the beauty - all the joy and beauty - that a Merry Christmas can bring to you!
#429Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 5:48pm*chants "I won't be bad or mean, I won't be bad or mean..."*
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#430Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 5:48pmI won't be mean, but I can't promise anything about being bad.
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#431Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 5:50pmI make no promises after being so thoroughly teased. But since it's time for me to go home, I guess I might be able to be nice.
#432Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 5:51pm
BrendanStryker --- Me thinks you are a "playah."
Pot. Kettle. Black.
I know. Takes one to know one.
...And the "fiddle" joke was great.
* applauds *
EDIT: All right! Can I please have all the singing virgins on the left, and all the dancing sluts on the right? People, we'll be "typing" at this audition... be ready to sing your up-tempo if your name is called out!
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Updated On: 12/21/05 at 05:51 PM
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camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#433Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 5:55pm
**stands to the right**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#434Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 5:57pm
*stretches and launches into his up-tempo*
"...I've had it up to here
With all you holier-than-thous
Who want to save me from the devils wicked den
Quit shoutin' in my ear
With All your curses and your vows
I only wish I never had to hear
Your voices again
Don't quote me no commandments
Don't preach me no jive
There's only one commandment
Thou shall survive
You don't even know me
So why don't you leave me alone
It's my body and my body's
Nobody's business but my own"
WHORES UNITE!!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#435Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 5:58pm
Hey Katy,
I'm another staight girl in Chicago that's in a dry spell. We should get dressed up in our best trampy gear and find some boys! :P
#436Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:00pm
Every breeder loves plural pus*y, don't they? You go, girls!
Or...you could just get really drunk and, er, help each other out.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#437Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:02pm
JG --- That was just super. You'll be hearing from us. Leave your number at the door... No, your real one.
(Now I can't get that song out of my head... among other things.)
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#438Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:02pm
goes to the right side... stretches for dance audition.
*God I hope I Get It*
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#439Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:02pm*stands to the left but eyes the right longingly*
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#440Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:05pm*joins kitzy on the left and hopes this goes better than her Crazy For You audition yesterday*
#442Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:06pm
I've always preferred "friendly and accomodating", myself
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#443Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:06pm
DD --- Oh... you definitely got it. Keep stretching though.
And Kit --- you're "typed" in. Show us your stuff.
camerangel --- go into your dance, baby.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Updated On: 12/21/05 at 06:06 PM
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#444Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:09pm
Stands on the left, because it ain't because I am one of the "innocents."
I'm over here to spread a little of our dance.
*evil grin*
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.
Updated On: 12/21/05 at 06:09 PM
#445Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:09pm
I'm kind of pretty
And pretty damn smart
I like romantic things
Like music and art
And as you know
I have a gigantic heart
So why don't I have a boyfriend?
F*CK!
It sucks to be me!!!
Especially since my name is Kate and my unemployed ex is named Brian. Love it when irony bites you in the ass.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#446Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:11pm
Penguin - back in line, or I'm calling your agent!
Kit -- that was really good. Can you try it up a tone?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#447Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:12pm*ducks behind kitzy* You take him! I don't want him!
#448Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:12pm
Anything for you
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#449Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:13pm
Don't I feel loved. 
And I have an audition piece. I want my turn, dammit!
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