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#476

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:37pm

I broke up with my boyfriend of 6 years about 3 months ago and I desperately need some ass!

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"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay

#477

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:44pm

*applauds wildly*

That's my kinda girl! Katy, git over here and lookit this 'un! She's a keeper! (and would one of you lovely breeder fellows please throw it in her?)

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#478

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:46pm

Gosh, I was going to post a non-sex related one. Guess I won't bother now. *sulks*

#479

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:46pm

Ok...this will come off sounding stupid, but it's the dirtiest thing I can think of.

I like eating the meat. A lot. And swallowing it.

*cringes*

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"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#480

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:47pm

::See response to Colleen's post, Kitz::

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#481

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:47pm

shermanslave --- Great audition. Stand to the right with the dancing sluts and learn the combination.

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22

Updated On: 12/21/05 at 06:47 PM

#482

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:48pm

Oh dear.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#483

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:49pm

If I'm getting applause from Jaily, that can't be a good thing

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"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#484

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:49pm

I have one sexual confession and two non-sexual. Any takers?

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#485

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:49pm

Let's hear 'em all, hon.

*retracts any and all admiration for Kitz*

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#486

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:50pm

Awwww

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"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#487

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:50pm

I'm by no means a slut but ever since I did Bat Boy the Musical I've been labeled "Whore" by all my friends and after one of the shows my best friends father came up to me and said "Well, aren't you a slut."

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Am I cut out to spend my time this way?

#488

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:50pm

My "oh dear" was directed at Kitzy. This thread moves so quickly.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#489

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:50pm

Go, shameless!

#490

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:50pm

shameless, I'll take a sexual one if it concerns me.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#491

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:50pm

I figured as such, Rath

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"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#492

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:51pm

I just made a t-shirt for my friend Alicia that says "I (heart) GAY BOYZ" simply because I'm too cheap to actually buy something expensive...

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"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

#493

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:51pm

Rath, go back to page 11.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#494

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:53pm

Oh!! I missed that!!

Damn work distractions.

YAY!!!!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#495

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:53pm

I was wondering why there was no gloating.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#496

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:54pm

And it wasn't because I'm full of myself. It was because I'm a black hole of need.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#497

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:57pm

I love an honest woman.

Ok, 'nuther one:

Sometimes I lock myself in my room, put on the *saddest* music I can find, and picture my mother/best friend/Colin Farrell dying, just to see how long it takes for me to make myself cry.

Then I laugh hysterically and get drunk.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#498

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:57pm

Rath - I thought that was Robb.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

Updated On: 12/21/05 at 06:57 PM

#499

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:59pm

robbo and I were separated at birth.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#500

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:00pm

Jaily, I confess that I have an unhealthy obsession with your sig quote.

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Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.