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#451

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:13pm

Atrias --- You're up next. Show us what you got!

I promise it'll go better than Crazy For You. I'll be gentle.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#452

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:14pm

First of all, I've already got the part.

Secondly, this is a confessional thread! How did we end up auditioning?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#453

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:15pm

We do theatre. Life is an audition.

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

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#454

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:16pm

A little Sondheim for your listening pleasure:

Soon, I promise,
Soon, I won't shy away,
Dear old--
Soon, I want to.
Soon, whatever you say.
Even now,
When you're close and we touch,
And you're kissing my brow,
I don't mind it too much.
And you'll have to admit I'm endearing,
I help keep things humming,
I'm not domineering--
What's one small shortcoming?

I can waltz, too! I just can't tap dance...

Edit: I'm stupid

Updated On: 12/21/05 at 06:16 PM

#455

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:16pm

A funny thing happend on the way to the confessional.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#456

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:16pm

Is that uptempo? Love the reference, but methinks I win this one.

#457

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:18pm

I can make it uptempo if I want! So, bleeeh!!!

#458

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:18pm

But if we're on the virgin side of the stage, what are we going to do about the casting couch?

#459

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:19pm

Atrias gets an "A" for effort. Now change into your rehearsal skirt and show us your waltz.

Rath -- we need to find you an understudy at this audition. By the way, are you dancing or singing?

Kit -- claws in. Atrias sang it very fast. But you belted the hell out of yours.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Updated On: 12/21/05 at 06:19 PM

#460

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:21pm

What? Who has claws? Me?? Never

#461

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:21pm

I don't dance.

I'm a kickass singer.

So understudy me accordingly.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#462

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:22pm

The short skirt or the long one, b12b?

#463

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:25pm

I don't know... how soon do you want "Soon" to be?

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#464

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:25pm

That wasn't a literal question Rathy. Check back a page.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#465

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:25pm

more confessions, please.

I have one involving a tennis team memeber way back in high school in the early 80's. We shared a bed. I can't go on.

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#466

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:26pm

If you don't go on, dear, I'm going to have no choice to assume that it involved DP with someone's little soldier and a tennis racket handle.

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#467

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:27pm

Please go on. We virgins have to live vicariously through others!

#468

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:27pm

Eep. Now that's a dilemma, b12b. *closes eyes and picks short one* God help me now!

#469

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:27pm

No, Baby, I'm not auditioning.

He's auditioning my understudy. Pay attention.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#470

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:29pm

I stayed awake all night and felt him up as he slept. I did not sleep a wink. I found out later that year that he was only faking sleep and was letting me do it. We were bedmates many times. He eventually told other team members if they wanted a hand job, they just had to share a bed with me and pretend to be asleep. He was a jerk and no one liked him, so I completely denied it and everyone believed me.

(whew)

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#471

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:30pm

Now was that so bad?

#472

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:31pm

Wuss. You could have at *least* slipped the ol' mouth-helmet over his Little Head once or twice.

(i figured out AGES ago if you're going to take advantage of a sleeping straight boy, you might as well get away with as much as you possibly can...)

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#473

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:32pm

I have seriously only told mayby three people that story ever.

It's kinda hot though, right?

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#474

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:33pm

It's extremely hot.

I have much porn that proves just how hot that scenario is.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#475

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:35pm

I was 14!! It was a huge deal already that I was doing what I was doing. In my mind, I was just comparing myself to him which is why I had to keep feeling it.

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