Confessions Thread- Page 19
Confessions Thread
#450Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:13pm
Atrias --- You're up next. Show us what you got!
I promise it'll go better than Crazy For You. I'll be gentle.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#451Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:14pm
First of all, I've already got the part.
Secondly, this is a confessional thread! How did we end up auditioning?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#452Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:15pmWe do theatre. Life is an audition.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#453Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:16pm
A little Sondheim for your listening pleasure:
Soon, I promise,
Soon, I won't shy away,
Dear old--
Soon, I want to.
Soon, whatever you say.
Even now,
When you're close and we touch,
And you're kissing my brow,
I don't mind it too much.
And you'll have to admit I'm endearing,
I help keep things humming,
I'm not domineering--
What's one small shortcoming?
I can waltz, too! I just can't tap dance...
Edit: I'm stupid
Updated On: 12/21/05 at 06:16 PM
#454Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:16pmA funny thing happend on the way to the confessional.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#455Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:16pmIs that uptempo? Love the reference, but methinks I win this one.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#457Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:18pmBut if we're on the virgin side of the stage, what are we going to do about the casting couch?
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#458Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:19pm
Atrias gets an "A" for effort. Now change into your rehearsal skirt and show us your waltz.
Rath -- we need to find you an understudy at this audition. By the way, are you dancing or singing?
Kit -- claws in. Atrias sang it very fast. But you belted the hell out of yours.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Updated On: 12/21/05 at 06:19 PM
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#459Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:21pm
What? Who has claws? Me?? Never 
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#460Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:21pm
I don't dance.
I'm a kickass singer.
So understudy me accordingly.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#462Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:25pmI don't know... how soon do you want "Soon" to be?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#463Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:25pm
That wasn't a literal question Rathy. Check back a page.
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#464Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:25pm
more confessions, please.
I have one involving a tennis team memeber way back in high school in the early 80's. We shared a bed. I can't go on.
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#465Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:26pmIf you don't go on, dear, I'm going to have no choice to assume that it involved DP with someone's little soldier and a tennis racket handle.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#466Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:27pmPlease go on. We virgins have to live vicariously through others!
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#467Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:27pmEep. Now that's a dilemma, b12b. *closes eyes and picks short one* God help me now!
#468Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:27pm
No, Baby, I'm not auditioning.
He's auditioning my understudy. Pay attention.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#469Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:29pm
I stayed awake all night and felt him up as he slept. I did not sleep a wink. I found out later that year that he was only faking sleep and was letting me do it. We were bedmates many times. He eventually told other team members if they wanted a hand job, they just had to share a bed with me and pretend to be asleep. He was a jerk and no one liked him, so I completely denied it and everyone believed me.
(whew)
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#470Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:30pmNow was that so bad?
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#471Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:31pm
Wuss. You could have at *least* slipped the ol' mouth-helmet over his Little Head once or twice.
(i figured out AGES ago if you're going to take advantage of a sleeping straight boy, you might as well get away with as much as you possibly can...)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#472Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:32pm
I have seriously only told mayby three people that story ever.
It's kinda hot though, right?
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#473Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:33pm
It's extremely hot.
I have much porn that proves just how hot that scenario is. 
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#474Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 6:35pmI was 14!! It was a huge deal already that I was doing what I was doing. In my mind, I was just comparing myself to him which is why I had to keep feeling it.
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