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#976

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 11:46am

I'll do it for you, RobbO...he's got one coming, anyway.

And of COURSE you can, Bway! I'll start:

I have always secretly wanted to smack those stupid bratty kids in the store, and then slap their mama across the face for *letting* them be bratty. The desire to do this has been so intense at times that my hands have actually itched.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

Updated On: 12/23/05 at 11:46 AM

#977

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 11:49am

Of course, bway...

...as long as it's raunchy.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#978

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 11:49am

Apparently for Kitzy, Thursday starts the weekend. At least after the fun I had last night...

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#979

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 11:50am

bitch, you canNOT tease us like that!!!

Pour the tea, gurl...who done got up in yo' bloomers?

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#980

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 11:50am

Ex-ing again, Kitz?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#981

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 11:51am

Jaily, I'm TOTALLY with you on that.
but my real secret "I wish" confession is to have sex in Central Park.
During the day.
Preferably somewhere with the possibility of being discovered.

#982

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 11:51am

Oui, bien sur. Although I'm afraid most of the fun occured after I passed out. One too many glasses of Jose Cuervo margarita mix for this girl. Damn...that is a very lame sentence, no matter how you slice it.

#983

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 11:52am

Oh dear, Kitzy...

I had a strong desire to hop up onstage and "sing" with Mama Morton when I saw CHICAGO most recently...

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#984

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 11:55am

Let me set the stage: a bed. A gay guy, my best friend, me, and my ex. A lot of liquor.

And I had to pass out...damn my rotten luck :/

#985

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 11:57am

I wish I could go up to one of those incredibly hot guys you see on the street, grab his crotch and tongue him down. When I'm done, just say "Thanks" then walk away.

"Theater is not only the meeting place of all the arts, but the return of art to life." -- Oscar Wilde

#986

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:01pm

Dear lord, Kitz. You must have some blog.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#987

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:01pm

bway..just let me know where in central park..day and time....I'll the one to catch you.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#988

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:04pm

I hear things got rather crazy...once everyone wakes up I need to make a round of phone calls and find out what really happened.

#989

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:05pm

Let us know!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#990

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:09pm

Kitzarina is having exactly the college experience I wish I had.

#991

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:11pm

skierrob, perhaps a visit to the pumpkin patch is in order?!?

XING
PED

#992

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:12pm

Well LOOK AT HER, bway.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#993

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:12pm

I've done something very similar in a bar.
Of course, I had also had about 5 whisky shots in 2 hours. He fortunately missed me in the taxi cab.

RobbO, what is this Pumpkin Patch? Is that the nickname for your bedroom?

#994

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:13pm

And the fun part is that I still live at home and my parents have NO CLUE :)

#995

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:14pm

not yet, singer, not yet.

XING
PED

#996

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:14pm

Even more impressive.
I can only imagine what you're going to be like when you have your own place. You're positively a gay man, Kitz.
And I mean that as a compliment.

#997

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:14pm

I'll take it as such :)

#998

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:15pm

*sigh* I expected more of you, Bwaysinger :-P

Getting boned in CP isn't exactly an impossible feat.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#999

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:16pm

I did it in a restroom there. Does that count?

#1000

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:17pm

Yes.

So does blowing someone on a rock in the Ramble at high noon.

*looks up and whistles*

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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