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#1001

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:18pm

You are AWFUL!
I love it.
Oh, restroom boy was a hot redhead. You'd be proud. I know YOU don't like redheads yourself, but he was hot. You'd have waived that regulation.

#1002

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:21pm

Jaily AND Bway??!!! How did I get so lucky?

#1003

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:22pm

It's true, I hate redheads, but I've made exceptions, believe me :)

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1004

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:23pm

Anyone on this board would have for this guy. Yikes.
Hey, Katy! I'm about to go shopping with the bro so you're losing me...text me!

#1005

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:28pm

I want to play "I never" with all of you. For the first time in my life playing that game, I might not get the drunkest the fastest.

#1006

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:35pm

Oh, definitely...I'm sure there are some people on this thread who get trashed on a spoon of cough medicine :-P

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1007

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:50pm

*sigh* It happens so fast. My freshman year of college, I was scoring in the high 70s on purity tests. By my senior year, I was down to the 40s.

#1008

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:59pm

How... scandalous.

*stifles yawn*

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1009

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:05pm

My mother thinks I'm cool.

#1010

When I was a teenager, I was an organist at our church - which meant I had a key. So, if I picked anyone up at a mall that was nearby, that's where I'd take them to have sex.

"Fall, on your knees . . ."

#1011

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:07pm

And nobody, but NOBODY, played an organ quite like our DG. He pulled out *all* the stops, and got things out of that pipe that no man has before or since.

God is truly bountiful in his blessings.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1012

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:13pm

An old, old, OLD joke - but funny none-the-less:

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Ba-dum-bum!

#1013

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:15pm

Yours till lipstick.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#1014

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:16pm

Just took a purity test and I'm a 74%. Guess I really am all talk.

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#1015

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:18pm

Oh, honey, don't worry. You have to have sex with six squirrels while wallowing in elephant dung before you score low on those things.

#1016

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:23pm

*PHEW*

It was only five sqirrels, and it wasn't elephant DUNG - so I'm still pure.

#1017

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:30pm

The small miracles of God are plentiful.

(What about four live chickens and a shallow pool of hogslop?)

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1018

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:30pm

I thought I was OK, but a Rottweiler turns out to be the equivalent of three squirrels, and since there were two of them...

#1019

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:31pm

A Rottweiler? Eesh...you'd have a much better time with German shepherds.

*ack* that was too much, even for me.....::tries to make the mental pictures stop::

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1020

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:33pm

I knew it, Kitzy.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1021

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:33pm

I had to wake you back up somehow, darling. I have a reputation to downhold.

#1022

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:34pm

No Pumkin Patch here Robb0. From the sounds of it, seems some from here may have been there a few times. I'll let you know if I see anyone on Monday.

"Theater is not only the meeting place of all the arts, but the return of art to life." -- Oscar Wilde

#1023

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:35pm

Calvin, don't make me get the hose.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1024

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:24pm

oh you will, skier, you will.

XING
PED

#1025

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:25pm

More confessions!!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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