Confessions Thread- Page 41
Confessions Thread
#1000Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:18pm
You are AWFUL!
I love it.
Oh, restroom boy was a hot redhead. You'd be proud. I know YOU don't like redheads yourself, but he was hot. You'd have waived that regulation.
#1002Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:22pmIt's true, I hate redheads, but I've made exceptions, believe me :)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1003Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:23pm
Anyone on this board would have for this guy. Yikes.
Hey, Katy! I'm about to go shopping with the bro so you're losing me...text me!
#1004Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:28pmI want to play "I never" with all of you. For the first time in my life playing that game, I might not get the drunkest the fastest.
#1005Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:35pmOh, definitely...I'm sure there are some people on this thread who get trashed on a spoon of cough medicine :-P
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1006Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:50pm*sigh* It happens so fast. My freshman year of college, I was scoring in the high 70s on purity tests. By my senior year, I was down to the 40s.
#1007Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:59pm
How... scandalous.
*stifles yawn*
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#1009Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:06pm
When I was a teenager, I was an organist at our church - which meant I had a key. So, if I picked anyone up at a mall that was nearby, that's where I'd take them to have sex.
"Fall, on your knees . . ."
#1010Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:07pm
And nobody, but NOBODY, played an organ quite like our DG. He pulled out *all* the stops, and got things out of that pipe that no man has before or since.
God is truly bountiful in his blessings.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#1011Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:13pm
An old, old, OLD joke - but funny none-the-less:
What's better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
Ba-dum-bum!
#1012Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:15pm
Yours till lipstick. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1013Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:16pmJust took a purity test and I'm a 74%. Guess I really am all talk.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#1014Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:18pmOh, honey, don't worry. You have to have sex with six squirrels while wallowing in elephant dung before you score low on those things.
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#1015Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:23pm
*PHEW*
It was only five sqirrels, and it wasn't elephant DUNG - so I'm still pure.
#1016Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:30pm
The small miracles of God are plentiful.
(What about four live chickens and a shallow pool of hogslop?)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1017Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:30pmI thought I was OK, but a Rottweiler turns out to be the equivalent of three squirrels, and since there were two of them...
#1018Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:31pm
A Rottweiler? Eesh...you'd have a much better time with German shepherds.
*ack* that was too much, even for me.....::tries to make the mental pictures stop::
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1019Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:33pm
I knew it, Kitzy. 
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1020Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:33pmI had to wake you back up somehow, darling. I have a reputation to downhold.
#1021Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:34pmNo Pumkin Patch here Robb0. From the sounds of it, seems some from here may have been there a few times. I'll let you know if I see anyone on Monday.
"Theater is not only the meeting place of all the arts, but the return of art to life." -- Oscar Wilde
#1022Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:35pmCalvin, don't make me get the hose.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1024Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:25pmMore confessions!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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