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#1026

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 4:18pm

What happened? I had to step away and do some actual work for a couple of hours. I came back expecting to have so much to catch up on and there's nothing. Where'd everybody go?

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1027

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 4:20pm

I think everyone left early to go do their holiday thang.

I confess that I could have left work at 1, but am staying until 5, doing absolutely NOTHING, and fully billing the company for it.

Merry Christmas, Corporate America.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1028

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 4:21pm

Can I confess for other people? My sister divorced her husband and married his uncle. Actually, it turned out to be a good trade.

#1029

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 4:22pm

I'm beginning to think the "Keepin' It In The Family" confessions are my favorites

Keep 'em comin!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1030

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 4:23pm

I'm here. I actually had to do some work for a while.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1031

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 4:25pm

I'm here. Doing housework until I have to go to my actual job at 6.

I confess that I don't know where my cell phone is.

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

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#1032

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 4:25pm

Well stoppit, goddammit. It is Christmas Eve Eve, and nobody should be productive today.

I confess that I absolutely hate Christmas, but still lost my *mind* buying people presents this week.

I also confess that for the next two weeks, I am going to have to be a pimp to make up for all the damn money I spent on people I don't even like that much.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1033

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 4:26pm

I confess that the idea of you as a pimp is not very surprising.

#1034

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 4:29pm

I confess that you were the first person I had in mind to be my bottom bitch.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1035

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 4:30pm

I confess that I am too good to be bottom bitch.

#1036

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 4:32pm

*applauds Kitzy*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1037

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 4:32pm

I confess that you must not know what a bottom bitch is, then.

In the pimp/ho hierarchy, the Bottom Bitch is the pimp's favorite ho, the "top dog" of the house, as it were. The BB makes the biggest cut and gets the best tricks. (no fatties, no uglies, etc etc).

It's *good* to be the bottom bitch.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1038

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 4:34pm

I confess that I find it not at all surprising that Jaily knows exactly how the pimp/ho hierarchy works.

"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle

Updated On: 12/23/05 at 04:34 PM

#1039

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 4:39pm

I confess that I agree. And that Kate Winslet looks particularly beautiful in that picture :)

#1040

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 4:44pm

I confess that I am undereducated in the world of pimp/ho'dom.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1041

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 4:50pm

I confess that I walked into a stop sign today as I was heading back to my car -- all because I was trying to send a 5-letter text message while walking. My knee hurts.

#1042

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 4:53pm

Awwwww. I confess that I laughed at that.

Thank you Kitzy. I love her.

"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle

#1043

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 6:47pm

I confess I can't sleep and I want to, because I can still taste and feel my boyfriend who left 10 hours ago...

My roommate goes away for 6 days after christmas, and I can't freaking wait.

BOY am I going to be sore when it's time to go back to work...

#1044

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 6:51pm

I also confess I am glad he is not related to me, is not my teacher, nor related to anyone important to me. That's just...weird.

And I am freaking glad that he suffers from the Polish curse...

It's like the Italian curse, only...wider...

Updated On: 12/23/05 at 06:51 PM

#1045

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 7:01pm

Let me clarify when talking about my sissie. People read it wrong a lot of times.

Her husband's uncle. Not our uncle. We're from the South, but still...

#1046

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 7:03pm

And I also confess that I just read the 30 pages I hadn't read since this this threads inception.

Brilliance I tell you...

#1047

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 7:31pm

I confess that while I of course am extremely happy for Doxy in his newfound love, I am also strangely, inexplicably jealous at the same time. I think it may be because I've always wanted a piece of that kielbalsa myself...

*ponders*

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1048

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 7:34pm

Uh...I confess I have no idea what the "Polish curse" is.

I ask in all honesty/What would life be?/Without a song and a dance, what are we?/So I say "Thank you for the music/For giving it to me."

#1049

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 7:45pm

I confess that I just laughed extremely hard at Jaily's use of the word 'kielbasa'.

"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle

#1050

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Posted: 12/23/05 at 8:24pm

I confess that I'm secretly relieved to stay in the city for Christmas instead of dealing with the craziness of the holidays at "home."

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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