I confess that I can't believe this thread is still alive.
I confess that I'm happy to see you.
It's very much alive and thriving.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
Although we haven't had any truly juicy confessions in a while...
Anyone?
I confess that I wish I could give you all a great big holiday hug.
I also confess that I've got three more Christmas presents to buy today... and I can't get my ass out of this chair.
I confess I washed a little shih tzu/lhasa apso today and kept calling her Megan Hilty.
I confess I kept telling a giant mastiff how cute he was and scratching his face even after he almost ate my hand.
I could confess more but I'll keep that to myself.
OEC --- Your life has gone to the dogs.
"I could confess more but I'll keep that to myself."
Holy crap.
I confess I'm bored with this thread. It needs more spice...
So give us some.
haha
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/4/05
I confess I REALLY don't want to spend the rest of the day with my dad's family. They are trailer trash without the trailers...
OK, I'll do my first real confession (that's actually about me, not about another member of my family).
My last year of college, I became good friends with this guy, and eventually, I became completely infatuated with him. The problem was: Although he identified as gay, he didn't date. Anyone. In fact, as long as I knew him, I never heard him profess sexual interest in anyone. We all used to joke that he was asexual.
Then he, a few of our friends and I went to London to visit his brother. His twin brother. His identical twin brother -- identical in looks, but not in personality. You might've called him something of a pansexual.
You can probably guess what happened. And it was wonderful. But later, the twin told me how people were always having sex with him just to get to his brother and how upsetting it was. I felt terrible. And my friendship with the guy was never quite the same when we got back to the U.S.
Spicy!
So, wait... are you saying you slept with both? Or just the twin?
(I can't believe I just went there.)
I don't like my mother.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
Calvin - Are you SURE you know which one you slept with?
"you might've called him something of a pansexual" what do you mean?
No, no. Just the twin.
Actually, I think the other guy had a secret sugar daddy -- I'm talking Anna Nicole age difference, here -- and that's why he never dated. I heard that once, but I never asked him about it.
eta: By pansexual, I mean, he was the most truly bisexual person I've ever met.
Updated On: 12/24/05 at 03:17 PM
Pansexual -- sounds like he should have his own pavillion at Epcot.
I was just mulling the mathematical possibilities with both twins.
* dabs forehead with gift wrapping paper *
I confess that Calvin's confession was hot.
I also confess that, for the first time in years, I'm having a good time in the presence of my entire family.
Of course, I've gone to a hockey game (*hock* *spit*), had a drink with my bro in a straight bar (*hock* *spit*), and gone shopping with my mom (*explodes in pink confetti*).
MY niece is also the 100% most adorable child on the planet.
My family needs a baby. Maybe that would make all of this bearable.
What are you going to do about it?
I don't know. Call Tom and Katie and ask where they are buying theirs?
(Heading to Nana's, everyone have a wonderful evening!)
Jerseygirl,
I have to confess, in the beginning, the "baby" made this an absolute MISERABLE experience. Right now, though, she's such a pleasure and so much fun that she's just making it all worthwhile.
Also, it helps to have some attention deflected off of me and onto her. And there's been no "when are you getting married" comments so far. Yay.
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