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#1176

Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/24/05 at 2:23pm

I confess that I can't believe this thread is still alive.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#1177

Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/24/05 at 2:29pm

I confess that I'm happy to see you.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1178

Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/24/05 at 2:30pm

It's very much alive and thriving.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1179

Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/24/05 at 2:31pm

Although we haven't had any truly juicy confessions in a while...

Anyone?

"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle

#1180

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 2:31pm

I confess that I wish I could give you all a great big holiday hug.

I also confess that I've got three more Christmas presents to buy today... and I can't get my ass out of this chair.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#1181

I confess I washed a little shih tzu/lhasa apso today and kept calling her Megan Hilty.

I confess I kept telling a giant mastiff how cute he was and scratching his face even after he almost ate my hand.

I could confess more but I'll keep that to myself.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1182

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 2:51pm

OEC --- Your life has gone to the dogs.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#1183

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 2:52pm

"I could confess more but I'll keep that to myself."

Holy crap.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1184

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 2:58pm

I confess I'm bored with this thread. It needs more spice...

#1185

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 2:59pm

So give us some.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1186

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:00pm

haha

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1187

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:02pm

I confess I REALLY don't want to spend the rest of the day with my dad's family. They are trailer trash without the trailers...

Am I cut out to spend my time this way?

#1188

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:12pm

OK, I'll do my first real confession (that's actually about me, not about another member of my family).

My last year of college, I became good friends with this guy, and eventually, I became completely infatuated with him. The problem was: Although he identified as gay, he didn't date. Anyone. In fact, as long as I knew him, I never heard him profess sexual interest in anyone. We all used to joke that he was asexual.

Then he, a few of our friends and I went to London to visit his brother. His twin brother. His identical twin brother -- identical in looks, but not in personality. You might've called him something of a pansexual.

You can probably guess what happened. And it was wonderful. But later, the twin told me how people were always having sex with him just to get to his brother and how upsetting it was. I felt terrible. And my friendship with the guy was never quite the same when we got back to the U.S.

#1189

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:14pm

Spicy!

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1190

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:14pm

So, wait... are you saying you slept with both? Or just the twin?

(I can't believe I just went there.)

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#1191

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:14pm

I don't like my mother.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1192

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:16pm

Calvin - Are you SURE you know which one you slept with?

#1193

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:17pm

"you might've called him something of a pansexual" what do you mean?

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1194

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:17pm

No, no. Just the twin.

Actually, I think the other guy had a secret sugar daddy -- I'm talking Anna Nicole age difference, here -- and that's why he never dated. I heard that once, but I never asked him about it.

eta: By pansexual, I mean, he was the most truly bisexual person I've ever met.

Updated On: 12/24/05 at 03:17 PM

#1195

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 3:22pm

Pansexual -- sounds like he should have his own pavillion at Epcot.

I was just mulling the mathematical possibilities with both twins.

* dabs forehead with gift wrapping paper *

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Updated On: 12/24/05 at 03:22 PM

#1196

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:17pm

I confess that Calvin's confession was hot.

I also confess that, for the first time in years, I'm having a good time in the presence of my entire family.
Of course, I've gone to a hockey game (*hock* *spit*), had a drink with my bro in a straight bar (*hock* *spit*), and gone shopping with my mom (*explodes in pink confetti*).
MY niece is also the 100% most adorable child on the planet.

#1197

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:41pm

My family needs a baby. Maybe that would make all of this bearable.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1198

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:45pm

What are you going to do about it?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1199

Confessions Thread

Posted: 12/24/05 at 4:51pm

I don't know. Call Tom and Katie and ask where they are buying theirs?

(Heading to Nana's, everyone have a wonderful evening!)

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 12/24/05 at 04:51 PM

#1200

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:25pm

Jerseygirl,
I have to confess, in the beginning, the "baby" made this an absolute MISERABLE experience. Right now, though, she's such a pleasure and so much fun that she's just making it all worthwhile.
Also, it helps to have some attention deflected off of me and onto her. And there's been no "when are you getting married" comments so far. Yay.

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