Confessions Thread- Page 49
Confessions Thread
theatrebabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
#1200Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:46pmI love cute children. Although, most of the time, they are incredibly annoying too. I would be such a bad parent. I'm sure your niece is amazing bway.
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#1201Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/24/05 at 6:51pm
I confess that I would frequently like to shake a baby. Particularly the ones on the subway during rush hour.
Then I would like to shake their mommies. Hard.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1202Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/24/05 at 6:53pmI'd like to see their mommies shake it.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1203Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/24/05 at 6:56pm
In the infamous words of Margaret Cho's mom:
"What a dyke!" 
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1204Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/24/05 at 6:56pm
I confess that I despise little children more often than not.
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#1205Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/24/05 at 6:57pmI confess that I often fantasize about mandatory sterilization.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1206Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/24/05 at 8:01pm
I confess I agree, Jaily. It's too bad you have to file a credit check and background check to work, buy a home or rent one, get a car, secure a loan...but any ol' idiot dumb enough to have sex without a condom can be a legal parent.
I think all children ought to have chastity belts installed until they can prove they won't create idiot children when they grow up.
#1207Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/24/05 at 8:04pm
I so agree... you should prove to be able to be a fit parent before the belt comes off.
That said, my niece IS the cutest thing around and making my holiday the best ever. And now my sister commands me to put together her rocking chair... 
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#1208Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/24/05 at 8:11pm
Hehe. Well, I will admit that the constant focus on her does create a LOT of monotony here, she's a pretty fun baby and it's fun watching her "hold court." But now she's tired and everyone's still fussing over her, so I'm hiding in the computer room.
#1209Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/24/05 at 10:51pm
I confess that it is 10:50 Christmas Eve and I am sitting alone at home online drinking martinis.
Merry F*CKing Christmas, Planet Earth, you bastards.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1210Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/24/05 at 10:58pm
I confess I'm sitting here at 10:58pm on Christmas Eve waiting to wrap all my presents.
I confess I started laughing almost to the point of tears for basically no reason in the middle of church tonight.
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--
#1211Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/24/05 at 11:58pmI confess I found many inconsistencies in Transamerica this evening.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1212Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/24/05 at 11:59pmI confess that it's midnight, and I a missing my parents terribly right now.
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#1213Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/25/05 at 12:11amI confess I'm thrilled that I don't have to be anywhere until 5 p.m. tomorrow and can sleep in.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1214Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/25/05 at 12:32amI have no idea why I'm still up... my niece will be up a O dark 30 and will make sure we're all awake.
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#1215Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/25/05 at 12:35amI am up in my old bedroom while my parents are downstairs wrapping my presents and drinking wine. I am having flashbacks. I am also considering busting out the leftovers. :/
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#1216Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/25/05 at 12:37amI just had phone sex with my lover.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#1217Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/25/05 at 12:40amAwww, did you jingle your bells?
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#1218Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/25/05 at 12:41amDame, is that you and your lover in your av?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1219Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/25/05 at 12:43amGreat, now I may never sleep again. Thanks for that visual.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#1220Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/25/05 at 10:51amIs it wrong that I've been having way too much fun playing with my niece and her Dora's Talking House?
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#1221Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/25/05 at 10:53amDepends on what you're doing with them.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#1222Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/25/05 at 10:56amb12b! Just playing... being contrary and stooping to her level, which really throws her off because I won't let her have her way. She's an only child, so she's not used to that. I'm having WAY too much fun.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#1223Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/25/05 at 11:00am
...and teaching her a valuable lesson at the same time.
My mother was an only child, so I know what that's all about. Save her before it's too late!
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#1224Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/25/05 at 11:03am
ha ha ha
It's strange, because in my family we're all part of 'the pack', you know, large extended family. But not only is she an only child, she has no relatives nearby.
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
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