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#1201

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 5:46pm

I love cute children. Although, most of the time, they are incredibly annoying too. I would be such a bad parent. I'm sure your niece is amazing bway.

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#1202

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 6:51pm

I confess that I would frequently like to shake a baby. Particularly the ones on the subway during rush hour.

Then I would like to shake their mommies. Hard.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1203

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 6:53pm

I'd like to see their mommies shake it.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1204

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 6:56pm

In the infamous words of Margaret Cho's mom:

"What a dyke!"

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1205

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 6:56pm

I confess that I despise little children more often than not.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1206

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 6:57pm

I confess that I often fantasize about mandatory sterilization.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1207

I confess I agree, Jaily. It's too bad you have to file a credit check and background check to work, buy a home or rent one, get a car, secure a loan...but any ol' idiot dumb enough to have sex without a condom can be a legal parent.
I think all children ought to have chastity belts installed until they can prove they won't create idiot children when they grow up.

#1208

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 8:04pm

I so agree... you should prove to be able to be a fit parent before the belt comes off.

That said, my niece IS the cutest thing around and making my holiday the best ever. And now my sister commands me to put together her rocking chair...

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1209

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 8:11pm

Hehe. Well, I will admit that the constant focus on her does create a LOT of monotony here, she's a pretty fun baby and it's fun watching her "hold court." But now she's tired and everyone's still fussing over her, so I'm hiding in the computer room.

#1210

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 10:51pm

I confess that it is 10:50 Christmas Eve and I am sitting alone at home online drinking martinis.

Merry F*CKing Christmas, Planet Earth, you bastards.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1211

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 10:58pm

I confess I'm sitting here at 10:58pm on Christmas Eve waiting to wrap all my presents.

I confess I started laughing almost to the point of tears for basically no reason in the middle of church tonight.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1212

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 11:58pm

I confess I found many inconsistencies in Transamerica this evening.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1213

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Posted: 12/24/05 at 11:59pm

I confess that it's midnight, and I a missing my parents terribly right now.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1214

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Posted: 12/25/05 at 12:11am

I confess I'm thrilled that I don't have to be anywhere until 5 p.m. tomorrow and can sleep in.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1215

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Posted: 12/25/05 at 12:32am

I have no idea why I'm still up... my niece will be up a O dark 30 and will make sure we're all awake.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1216

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Posted: 12/25/05 at 12:35am

I am up in my old bedroom while my parents are downstairs wrapping my presents and drinking wine. I am having flashbacks. I am also considering busting out the leftovers. :/

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1217

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Posted: 12/25/05 at 12:37am

I just had phone sex with my lover.

HUSSY POWER! ------ HUSSY POWER!

#1218

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Posted: 12/25/05 at 12:40am

Awww, did you jingle your bells?

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1219

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Posted: 12/25/05 at 12:41am

Dame, is that you and your lover in your av?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1220

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Posted: 12/25/05 at 12:43am

Great, now I may never sleep again. Thanks for that visual.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1221

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Posted: 12/25/05 at 10:51am

Is it wrong that I've been having way too much fun playing with my niece and her Dora's Talking House?

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1222

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Posted: 12/25/05 at 10:53am

Depends on what you're doing with them.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#1223

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Posted: 12/25/05 at 10:56am

b12b! Just playing... being contrary and stooping to her level, which really throws her off because I won't let her have her way. She's an only child, so she's not used to that. I'm having WAY too much fun.

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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1224

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Posted: 12/25/05 at 11:00am

...and teaching her a valuable lesson at the same time.

My mother was an only child, so I know what that's all about. Save her before it's too late!

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#1225

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Posted: 12/25/05 at 11:03am

ha ha ha

It's strange, because in my family we're all part of 'the pack', you know, large extended family. But not only is she an only child, she has no relatives nearby.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

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