I tried to be a waiter when I was in high school. After three days, I was unceremoniously fired on the spot for telling a customer, and I believe this is the exact quote, "If it's still not the way you want it, perhaps you can stick it up your ass and see if THAT does the trick, bitch." (She ordered a steak and sent it back three times.)
Now, if I can't even stand to serve some woman in a restaurant for 20 minutes without freaking out, how the HELL do you think I'm gonna serve God for the rest of my life? :-P
(Besides, I'm pretty sure *believing* in him/her/they/it is a prerequisite...which already disqualifies me. :-P)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.