Confessions Thread — Page 59

#1451

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 2:09pm

Sounds like your mother and mine need to hang out, G. She used to set me up on blind dates, buy me porn and sex toys, and when I came out to her, she said "...and remember, honey, they really like it when you lick their balls. But...no teeth. Ever."

I don't suppose your mother is *also* a young, ex-trampy, 70s-stoner/pornstar-like fag hag, is she? :)

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#1452

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 2:11pm

no. But Im in shock right now, so I really can't give a straight answer.

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#1453

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 2:23pm

Poor thing. *pats your head and consoles you* It's tough to deal with having a cool mom, but you'll get used to it.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1454

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 2:46pm

My mom after I came out:

"We [My dad and she] thought about it, and we don't think it is best to disown you."

And that was a GOOD reaction.

Be glad for a mom who buys you stuff. Just keep telling us the stories, cause they're damn funny.

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#1455

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 2:46pm

Wow. What do you say to that?

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#1456

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:03pm

Ouch.

I fear a similar reaction. I think my dad may push for the disowning...

#1457

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:14pm

I feel really bad for anyone who isn't loved and supported by their parents.

Life is tough enough without that crap.

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#1458

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:17pm

Not everyone is as lucky as you, b12. But you have different family struggles.

I confess that I'm overreacting to something posted on another thread, by someone no one would expect could upset me.

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Updated On: 12/27/05 at 03:17 PM

#1459

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:22pm

I know I'm lucky, Rath, all family struggles aside.

But rather than gloat or "feel special" about my supportive folks, it really makes me ANGRY when I hear anyone else is deprived of it. I get very upset (even agressively so!) at the parents of the world who don't realize what they're doing to their kids.

Who's upsetting you? And why? 'Fess up!

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Updated On: 12/27/05 at 03:22 PM

#1460

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:24pm

Sorry, I won't name names.

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#1461

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:25pm

On a good note, my parents (while still not supportive) have come around quite a bit, and I only anticipate that their loving nature combined with more education will soon lead them to grasp some sort of understanding.

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#1462

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:29pm

touchmeinthemorning --- so glad to hear that.

*sigh*

At least they're trying to understand, and it sounds like you're trying to understand them, as well. All very good.

Give them time and patience... which it sounds like you're already doing.

And, Rathy, didn't mean to put you on the spot.

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#1463

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:29pm

I'd share my parents with all of you if I could...they might be slightly batty, but they're the most wonderful set of folks I reckon any boy could have.

*luv to Mommy and Daddy*

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1464

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:31pm

No worries, b12. Somedays I'm even more childish than others.

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#1465

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:31pm

JG -- very cool.

And it's very cool that you recognize it, as well.

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#1466

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:33pm

"Somedays I'm even more childish than others."--Rathy

...And that would make you different than the rest of us HOW?

*puts on diapers and sucks thumb, with sour expression*

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#1467

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:34pm

I'm so glad I married you.

If indeed I did...

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#1468

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:37pm

...I THINK so.

It's all a blurry, gin-soaked haze.

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#1469

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:37pm

Isn't every night?

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#1470

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:37pm

Damn you Rath..you're a WHORE !!!!

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#1471

What wedding?

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:39pm

*runs*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1472

A wedding, what's a wedding? It's a prehistoric ritual...

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:54pm

I'm lucky, b12b, that my mother will always be supportive, no matter what I do. I know that.

My father, however, is another story.

He doesn't like sons, and he's a homophobe. I can see our relationship is only going to improve...

#1473

A wedding, what's a wedding? It's a prehistoric ritual...

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:56pm

Oh, doxy. *hug*


*bigger hug*

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#1474

A wedding, what's a wedding? It's a prehistoric ritual...

Posted: 12/27/05 at 3:59pm

*hugs everyone*

I wish I could give my parents to you guys. They're incredibly supportive and tolerant, but it's not getting used since all of their children are straight.

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#1475

A wedding, what's a wedding? It's a prehistoric ritual...

Posted: 12/27/05 at 4:00pm

Here's how my parents found out....

There was a guy who I was seeing and he was over, and convinced my parents we were just friends. So one night my mom was just like "Wow! You know what i never thought? Why dont you date Gino's sister, Christina? Youre good looking and I would love you as a son in law."

Without skipping a beat, and before I could cover his mouth, he was just like "But Im gay and me and your SON are seeing eachother." He thought this was funny but my house has never been soo silent in my entire life. lol

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"The only way we live beyond our lives is to connect and carve ourselves into the souls of those we love." -Little Fish