Confessions Thread — Page 64

#1576

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 2:49pm

My lips are still very tender, and I'm quite worried about how I'm going to play tonight. (I'm not answering the other part of that.)

You may buy me whatever you wish :)

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1577

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 2:52pm

YIPPIE !!!!!!!!! A blow job and an orgasm...that should put you in a partying mood.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#1578

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 2:57pm

Throw in a Sex On the Beach and a Slippery Nipple, and it's good times for *hours*.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1579

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:19pm

Why are you giving me to your parents?

I hope they'll be pleased?!?!

#1580

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:24pm

Because my parents are amazing and love gay boys and would take very good care of you

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1581

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:27pm

Great.

Another set of parents to adopt me.

I must confess, I am SICK AND TIRED of always being the favourite of parents.

It seems every set of parents wants me to marry their daughter.

Even when they know I'm gay...

#1582

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:28pm

Although, I could use some supportive parents right about now.

Especially parents with a big bank account...

#1583

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:28pm

My parents would have no desire to marry you off to my sister, trust me.

They don't want *anybody* to marry her. They're too nice to inflict that kind of torture on another human...

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1584

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:29pm

Hooray!

#1585

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:29pm

jaily...I'll have a Fuzzy Navel waiting for you.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#1586

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:30pm

In fact, when my best friend's mother found out I was gay, her comment was:

"NO! You two were going to get married! Belinda, you better start working to change him..."

#1587

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:33pm

That's scary, Doxy.


Boobsy, you know I love 'em fuzzy

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1588

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:41pm

It's scary AND the story of my life.

Parents think I am such great husband material.

WHY?!?!?

And why can't their sons think so?

#1589

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:56pm

My mother's son thinks so.

I confess that I am currently indulging in one of my favorite epicurean activities...voraciously eating orange peels.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1590

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:00pm

I confess that I don't love Jaily anymore.

That's disgusting!

#1591

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:02pm

#1600, baby!!! Woo!!!!

It's really tasty!! GREAT for your breath...very refreshing. (Although if you eat too much, it burns. Ow.)

Don't take your love...away from me...

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1592

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:02pm

I'll try and overlook that, Jaily.

But that's gross. Worse than biting toe nails...

#1593

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:04pm

no it isn't!! Toenails are gross...oranges are yummy!!!

I mean, people eat the skins of apples, why not oranges? *ponders the philosophical ramifications of citrus-peel consumption in modern society*

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1594

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:06pm

I bought the postsecret book last night...It's really good.... Jaily, i love how you live in this thread. lol.

#1595

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:07pm

Is Postsecret not the most ADDICTIVE thing EVER?!?!?

This is my favorite thread in BWW history...honestly, in the three years I've been here, this is the most fun, and the most comfortable for me. Ever.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1596

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:09pm

It is very addictive...Frank should update it every day, not just on Sundays...I was sad cause ones that I had already seen online were in the book.

#1597

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:10pm

According to a newsletter called Alternatives, researchers at the University of Wisconsin may have discovered "an inexpensive,
effective compound that may both control and prevent cancer." This compound is found in the oil of orange peels and is known as d-limonene.

When Michael Gould added the substance to rats who had tumors, an amazing 90 percent of the creatures had the tumours disappear.

completely!

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"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'" -- unknown

Updated On: 12/28/05 at 04:10 PM

#1598

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:12pm

Yay!!! In that case, anybody who's ever shaken *hands* with me should be good to go...I've been eating orange peels since I was a kid. Love 'em!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1599

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:15pm

I'm glad I created a good home for you, Jaily. I feel all warm and fuzzy (navel).

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#1600

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:20pm

Unfortunately, there is a catch.

A person would have to eat 10 orange peels a day, every day, for the rest of his life to receive this high level of protection against the dreaded maladies.

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"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'" -- unknown