Confessions Thread- Page 64

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 2:49pm

My lips are still very tender, and I'm quite worried about how I'm going to play tonight. (I'm not answering the other part of that.)

You may buy me whatever you wish :)

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 2:52pm

YIPPIE !!!!!!!!! A blow job and an orgasm...that should put you in a partying mood.

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 2:57pm

Throw in a Sex On the Beach and a Slippery Nipple, and it's good times for *hours*.

[paradox_error]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:19pm

Why are you giving me to your parents?

I hope they'll be pleased?!?!

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:24pm

Because my parents are amazing and love gay boys and would take very good care of you

[paradox_error]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:27pm

Great.

Another set of parents to adopt me.

I must confess, I am SICK AND TIRED of always being the favourite of parents.

It seems every set of parents wants me to marry their daughter.

Even when they know I'm gay...

[paradox_error]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:28pm

Although, I could use some supportive parents right about now.

Especially parents with a big bank account...

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:28pm

My parents would have no desire to marry you off to my sister, trust me.

They don't want *anybody* to marry her. They're too nice to inflict that kind of torture on another human...

[paradox_error]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:29pm

Hooray!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:29pm

jaily...I'll have a Fuzzy Navel waiting for you.

[paradox_error]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:30pm

In fact, when my best friend's mother found out I was gay, her comment was:

"NO! You two were going to get married! Belinda, you better start working to change him..."

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:33pm

That's scary, Doxy.


Boobsy, you know I love 'em fuzzy

[paradox_error]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:41pm

It's scary AND the story of my life.

Parents think I am such great husband material.

WHY?!?!?

And why can't their sons think so?

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:56pm

My mother's son thinks so.

I confess that I am currently indulging in one of my favorite epicurean activities...voraciously eating orange peels.

[paradox_error]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:00pm

I confess that I don't love Jaily anymore.

That's disgusting!

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:02pm

#1600, baby!!! Woo!!!!

It's really tasty!! GREAT for your breath...very refreshing. (Although if you eat too much, it burns. Ow.)

Don't take your love...away from me...

[paradox_error]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:02pm

I'll try and overlook that, Jaily.

But that's gross. Worse than biting toe nails...

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:04pm

no it isn't!! Toenails are gross...oranges are yummy!!!

I mean, people eat the skins of apples, why not oranges? *ponders the philosophical ramifications of citrus-peel consumption in modern society*

[TheatreDiva612]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:06pm

I bought the postsecret book last night...It's really good.... Jaily, i love how you live in this thread. lol.

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:07pm

Is Postsecret not the most ADDICTIVE thing EVER?!?!?

This is my favorite thread in BWW history...honestly, in the three years I've been here, this is the most fun, and the most comfortable for me. Ever.

[TheatreDiva612]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:09pm

It is very addictive...Frank should update it every day, not just on Sundays...I was sad cause ones that I had already seen online were in the book.

[touchmeinthemorning]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:10pm

According to a newsletter called Alternatives, researchers at the University of Wisconsin may have discovered "an inexpensive,
effective compound that may both control and prevent cancer." This compound is found in the oil of orange peels and is known as d-limonene.

When Michael Gould added the substance to rats who had tumors, an amazing 90 percent of the creatures had the tumours disappear.

completely!

Updated On: 12/28/05 at 04:10 PM

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:12pm

Yay!!! In that case, anybody who's ever shaken *hands* with me should be good to go...I've been eating orange peels since I was a kid. Love 'em!

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:15pm

I'm glad I created a good home for you, Jaily. I feel all warm and fuzzy (navel).

[touchmeinthemorning]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:20pm

Unfortunately, there is a catch.

A person would have to eat 10 orange peels a day, every day, for the rest of his life to receive this high level of protection against the dreaded maladies.