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#1601

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:20pm

Unfortunately, there is a catch.

A person would have to eat 10 orange peels a day, every day, for the rest of his life to receive this high level of protection against the dreaded maladies.

"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'" -- unknown

#1602

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:22pm

I confess that I am not surprised that Mitch Hedberg died of an overdose.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1603

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:23pm

hrm...I eat a lot, but I dunno if I eat *that* much. (I DO eat oranges every day, though...)

Still, a little bit's better than nuttin'! :)

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1604

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 6:53pm

I confess one of the kids I work with popped me in the mouth with his little fist today. I have a busted bottom lip. I am less than happy.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 12/28/05 at 06:53 PM

#1605

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 6:54pm

That's awful! Eat a popsicle.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1606

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:01pm

It is way too cold to eat popsicles.

Jersey you should have started crying, and through sobs screeched, "please! just give peace a chance!" and see what happened.

I think I'd be great at child-rearing.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1607

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:02pm

OEC, it's a more pleasant way to ice her lip.

Jeez.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1608

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:05pm

hmm. I suppose. Though I am very partial to ice.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1609

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:16pm

I've never watched The Exorcist all the way through.

#1610

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:22pm

remember that one hit wonder from like, 2001 (i know, not long ago, but it was when pop was getting REALLY BAD) named Amanda? yeah, she had that one song called "Everybody Doesn't"... i'm listening to her cd again and i love it.

Everybody does it
That's what you keep saying
Everybody doesn't
Not everybody's playing
I wanna be your girlfriend
But you gotta turn the pressure off...

just to refresh your memory :P

::bust a move::

#1611

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:23pm

I'm watching "Broadway: The American Musical" for about the millionth time. And I still love it :)

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

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#1612

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:25pm

I can't stop eating Sun Chips.

Somebody help me!

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1613

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:25pm

hahaha i love that Kitzarina!

#1614

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:26pm

Kitz, have you seen Broadway: The Golden Age?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1615

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:26pm

I also confess that I like the stage version of "America" about a million times more than the movie version. In fact, I confess that I don't like the movie of West Side Story at ALL.

#1616

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:27pm

I will make a similar confession - I don't like the movie version of CABARET, though I love all the stage versions.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1617

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:28pm

No, but if you're recommending it Rath, it must be good.

And I do like Cabaret, but that's probably because I watched the movie with my mom long before I saw the stage show.

#1618

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:32pm

It's GREAT. I saw it last year at the theater and was blown away. Now I own the DVD. I can't recommend it highly enough.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1619

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:43pm

Julie Andrews just might be god. Her or Sondheim. I haven't decided yet.

#1620

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:44pm

Kitzy-
Did you watch Ms. Andrews on Ellen?

She was adorable!

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1621

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:45pm

They're Mr. & Mrs. God.

I confess that I've been working WAY too hard for a holiday week, and I would much rather discuss Broadway: The Golden Age... or even "naughty bits & pieces" with the rest of you.

Signed,
Bummed... but coming up for air, for a moment.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#1622

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:46pm

Julie Harris is God.

The. End.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1623

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:47pm

So how do you really feel about it?

#1624

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:48pm

I'm usually pretty clear in my opinions.

I'm sure you know that by now, little girl.

HI B12!!!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1625

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:53pm

I'm listening to Chumbawumba and thoroughly enjoying the British anarchist music.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

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