Confessions Thread — Page 7

#151

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:44pm

Oh, DD925, honey (btw, do you live in Contra Costa County?), that's perfectly normal!


I don't *ever* want anybody else to be happy if I'm not happy. Actually, even if I am...other people's happiness annoys me immensely. On a good day.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#152

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:45pm

OK, my confession. I had my office Christmas party (first one at this company)a couple of weeks ago and did the most cliche thing you could. I got wasted and hooked up with a co-worker.
Luckily, this guy is based out of our California office so I don't see him daily in the halls. And I was already asked about it and denied it.

#153

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:45pm

Even mine, JG?

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#154

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:46pm

JG- you make me feel better about myself... haha.

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#155

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:47pm

Here comes another... I dated a friend's ex for 6 weeks. Without his knowledge.

On my defense... they dated BEFORE we knew each other, and I didn't know he was his ex when we started dating.

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#156

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:48pm

You're an exception, Rath...your happiness usually comes from some deep-seated, dark, evil place, and I really respect that.

Dreamer, is that the BEST you can do? You are such a Pollyanna!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

Updated On: 12/21/05 at 01:48 PM

#157

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:48pm

I fake orgasm's to get more expensive gifts.

#158

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:49pm

Thanks, JG.

SOMMS, who doesn't?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#159

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:52pm

You're welcome, Rathy. You know you're m'girl!

Sommsy, honey, I don't even start the pre-gasm session unless there's already been copious gifting. Kick it up a notch, babe.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#160

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:52pm

JG, SOMMSy is too old to get away with that now.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#161

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:53pm

Damn! A client just called, so I'm back to work now.

Don't they know it's Christmas, and I'm trying to find out who's naughty and nice????

* * Wipes off warm oils and evil thoughts with a towel, and straightens shirt collar * *

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#162

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:53pm

Hm... yep. That's the best (worse?) I can come up with.

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#163

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:53pm

Exactly Rath. And, I HATE YOU!

#164

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:55pm

Ummm, you might want to talk a bit nicer to Rathy, SOMMS.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#165

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:55pm

Those thoughts were not evil at all, b12b.

*messes b12b's hair*

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#166

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 1:57pm

Somms, you're almost 49? That isn't within my age range...I might have to make an exception though

#167

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:01pm

Oh, there's a ceiling now?

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#168

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:02pm

Ouch.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#169

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:04pm

Well, a thin ceiling...most will be able to break through

Updated On: 12/21/05 at 02:04 PM

#170

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:05pm

Tread carefully Trace. It's a beer can.

#171

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:06pm

??

#172

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:07pm

Careful, Sommsy, that was a Gay 303 comment...he's still taking Intro To Basics.


So, what you're saying, Tracey muffin, is that even an 82-year old has a chance? My, my...Mama's spreadin' it ALL around!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

Updated On: 12/21/05 at 02:07 PM

#173

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:08pm

exactly jaily...could someone clarify?

#174

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:09pm

*sigh*

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#175

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Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:10pm

We'll tell you when you're older, cupcake.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.