Confessions Thread- Page 9
Confessions Thread
#200re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:31pmhe withdrew $ he didn't actually have
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#201re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:31pm
So we started with gay hook-ups, got on to the subject of money, went into banks and "withdrawals" and naturally ended back up at gay hookups.
We've gone full circle, folks.
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
Updated On: 12/21/05 at 02:31 PM
#202re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:33pm
oh, it was priceless. the bank made MUCH more of a stink about it than i thought. on top of the "theft" (of my own money mind you), i lied and said that i was depositing a check into my account but left the check on the front seat of my car.
i was amazed that it actually worked.
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#204re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:36pm
i updated my story for the reading impaired, i.e. boobs.
seriously, i'm worried boobs, have you tried "hooked on phonics" ?
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#205re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:37pmi tried to steer away from the sex talk by talking about bank fraud. really, i tried.
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#206re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:39pm
Steering away from sex talk is nearly impossible on here, RobbO.
Oh come on, you had to know that the second you mentioned "early withdrawal" SOMEONE would have a story. 
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
Updated On: 12/21/05 at 02:39 PM
#207re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:39pm
i'm slept with about 5 married men (that i know of).
edit: when in rome...
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Updated On: 12/21/05 at 02:39 PM
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#208re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:41pmBoobs, you wouldn't get it because you have money.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#209re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:42pmyeah, i made that point clearer when i edited my story. i didn't have the minimum in my account to make any kind of withdrawal.
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#210re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:44pm
But see, I got it right away.
We're two of a kind.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#212re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:47pmOr at least living above our means.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#213re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:48pmanything over 5'4" is above "our means."
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#214re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:48pmYou don't have to broadcast it.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#215re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:49pmRobbO..I understood...I just thought it was stupid...but you did it so what should I expect?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#217re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:52pmPathetic?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#218re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:52pmI'm a little late but I'll post it anyway. Not only have I never had sex with anyone but I've also only been kissed one time in my entire life and that barely happened this year. 19 years of this is pretty bad, I am becoming a very sexually frusterated person!
#219re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 2:55pmsorrygrateful, I was a military policeman, and was QUITE popular with the german boys........
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#221re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 3:00pm
my ex was 13 years younger than me and was the love of my life. The biggest mistake (and my only regret in life) is that I ended the relationship....because I was afraid. He's now been lovers with my best friend for 8 years.
I often wonder if I think that because the grass is always greener.
Don't get me wrong I love my current partner, but it's different.
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#222re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 3:05pmMy biggest crushes have always been older than me but all of my girlfriends/flings have been younger than me.
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
#224re: Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 3:07pm
The poor straight hook ups get no respect..ha ha.
PS I like 'em young, too.
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