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#2026

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:07am

JG --- I confess that I found them.

I also confess that this morning I hate my job, the city I live and everything about it. I musta taken a cranky pill last night.

I'm in a funk... I want to run away and join the circus.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#2027

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:07am

Way to bring down the room.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2028

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:08am

Send in the clowns.

#2029

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:08am

I do my best.

...Send in SOMETHING... Quick.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Updated On: 1/4/06 at 10:08 AM

#2030

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:09am

b12, actually, darling, I was speaking to Shamrock! But yeah, it applies to you too...

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2031

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:10am

You would love your job, the city, and life much more if you enjoyed your morning coffee with a shot of Kahlua, as I do.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2032

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:12am

I've got too much stress going on at work for this to be the first week of the year. Usually it takes WEEKS to build up to this much "crap."

But this year, I'm already starting out on a sour note.

B-flat, I think.

* reaches for JG's bottle of booze *

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Updated On: 1/4/06 at 10:12 AM

#2033

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:14am

I completely sympathize. I had my first nervous breakdown of 2006 yesterday morning at 9:35 am, so I'm with ya, kid.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2034

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:15am

b12, you should move to NYC. It's very laid-back and cool here.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2035

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:15am

I'd rather start the day out with a mimosa, personally.

Vitamin C...you know.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#2036

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:17am

I'd agree, but I tried that...makes for a gassy morning. Nobody likes that :-P

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2037

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:18am

true, nobody likes that.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#2038

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:18am

Wow! I haven't had a full-on breakdown... just a full on bitch-fest. I hope I don't get to "breakdown mode."

I think I'm going to plan a trip up north to see me mum at the end of the month. That oughta do the trick.

Sorry, this is probably better suited for the "banal" thread.

But I suppose a "confession" of wanting to change careers belongs here. I like it, but I've been doing it long enough now. The "magic" is gone. I think I'll try basket-weaving next.

EDIT: I lived in New York years ago. (Actually, I was born there, but that was in the Dark Ages.) I moved there in the mid-'80s... back when it was at the end of it's "sh*t-heap era." It was SO hard to live decently there back then. I've been in L.A. ever since that time, but I've been back to NYC many times since. It's changed SO much since I moved away.

(...probably because of that.)

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Updated On: 1/4/06 at 10:18 AM

#2039

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:19am

particularly during those morning meetings...

"Regarding this proposition we worked on yester*BURP*day (excuse me!), I'd just like to say *BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP* (oh, good heavens!)..."

Not good times.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2040

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:20am

All the basket-weaving supplies you could ever need are sold right here in NYC.

Just sayin'.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2041

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:22am

Basket weaving gets old. I did that for about three days once at summer camp when I was 12.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#2042

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:23am

But in NYC it pays $100K a year.

#2043

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:23am

Great!

I'll take a mimosa, a gas mask, and a flight to New York for my new basket supplies!

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#2044

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:24am

This is a good time to start thinking about moving here...the real estate market is TANKING, so you could get a deal.

*starts planning welcome brunch*

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2045

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:24am

mimosas, gas, basket weaving, nyc, 100k....this is all just too much to handle!

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#2046

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:24am

YAY!!!!!

*plans to be out of town when b12 gets here*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2047

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:26am

Rath, you are a meaniepoopyhead.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2048

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:26am

For Sale: 250 sq. ft. condo on LES with shaft view. $1.67 mil.

#2049

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:26am

I know... my mind is spinning!

* reaches for a "doll" *

* reads Rath's last comment *

* pouts *

SOMMS --- I'll write you a check.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Updated On: 1/4/06 at 10:26 AM

#2050

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Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:26am

Rath that was rude! stop being rude. You know you're going to personally invite him to stay in your basement.

I confess I love Wednesdays. It's my day to do absolutely NOTHING. I should probably clean the house, though. But I hate cleaning. Cleaning is the bane of my existance. If I ever have to be a housekeeper, maid, cleaning lady, etc. I will most likely drown myself in someone's marble toilet.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

Updated On: 1/4/06 at 10:26 AM

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