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#2051

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:26am

Rath that was rude! stop being rude. You know you're going to personally invite him to stay in your basement.

I confess I love Wednesdays. It's my day to do absolutely NOTHING. I should probably clean the house, though. But I hate cleaning. Cleaning is the bane of my existance. If I ever have to be a housekeeper, maid, cleaning lady, etc. I will most likely drown myself in someone's marble toilet.
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

Updated On: 1/4/06 at 10:26 AM

#2052

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:27am

I've yet to be spanked

*confesses to having popped a yellow doll in the past 20 minutes*

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

Updated On: 1/4/06 at 10:27 AM

#2053

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:29am

"Neeeeellly O'Haaaarrrrraaaaa!!!!!!!"

* overacted, of course *
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#2054

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:30am

I confess that I'm afraid of meeting people from message boards.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2055

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:30am

Jaily those are still on the market? Or on the "market"...

I confess I've been popping a bazillion blue pills these past few days, I forget what they're called.

Rath, haven't you met like a million already?

This is how my best friend and I met:

she IMs me: "hi you're on my buddy list and I don't know who you are. Did I go to high school with you? *names high school*"
me: "no."
her: "are you from Rhode Island?"
me: "no."

and we were best buddies from then on. HAHAH.
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

Updated On: 1/4/06 at 10:30 AM

#2056

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:32am

Valium are blue, aren't they? I've yet to be spanked

They're not still on the market, but they sure are on the "market" if you know who to ask.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#2057

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:33am

My God, this thread really is the "valley of the dolls."

In all seriousness, I confess to being far more reserved about mind-altering intoxicants.

(...is that a word?)

But here in this board, I'm a bottle-swigging, pill-popping, rope-smoking fiend!

That's what I want to be when I grow up, at least. I can dream, can't I?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
#2058

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:34am

I have, OEC. Hence my fear.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2059

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:34am

nix the rope-smoking, and we're soulmates.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#2060

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:34am

I was randomly watching Sex and the City last night and I was laughing so hard when Carrie was sitting in an ice cream parlor next to an old Jewish lady who was crushing up valium and sprinkling it on her ice cream. "I LOVE THIS!!!!!!" aaahahahaha.
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--
#2061

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:36am

OEC -- I've seen that topping at Ben & Jerry's, I think.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
#2062

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:37am

I hate those Eharmony bastards. When they first starting promoting that site, they sent around the test to take for free and it's this long-ass thing - I finish the entire damn thing only to find out THEY DON'T HOOK UP THE HOMOS.

f*ckers.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2063

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:38am

They don't?

I didn't know that.

E-bastards.com
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
#2064

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:39am

Rath! That's the site I did the whole damn thing and they were like, "sorry, there isn't anyone you are compatible with!" Bastards.
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--
#2066

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:44am

I confess, it's kind of cute and hot when a boy draws a picture of you.

<-----
I'm currently being made into a superhero as well. That's going to be fun.
#2067

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:45am

I just clicked the link and there was The Rock pointing at me. SO GAY. GOD.

I confess I've been belting along with the Sideshow soundtrack for the past half hour and I really am in love with Norm Lewis's voice. And Emily. And Alice.

We can relax in the Tunnel of Love please come along....for the ride!
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--
#2068

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:45am

Oh I'm so not touching that, bway.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2069

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:47am

Rathy, I confess, if you don't watch it, I'll say your least favorite word.
I've yet to be spanked

Good god, woman, did you stop to realize that, by becoming my roommate, you're going to subject yourself to that word on a daily - nay, hourly - basis?
#2070

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:48am

I know Emily's home address.

Neener neener neener.

"Marry you, Terry?!? Not on your life!"

Oh, you'll change your tune missy, oh yes you will...*determined glare*
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#2071

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:48am

bway, you're so adorable, you can say it all you want to me. Just don't SHOW it to me.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2072

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:50am

JG -- I actually WENT to Chi Chi LaRue's birthday party one year. But that's a long (scary) story. It was a big bash out here, and I went with a few friends. The best part was realizing how SHORT they all are!

It was like walking around Lilliput.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
#2074

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:52am

LOL! Nice segue, SOMMS.

Rathy, secretly, you know you want to see it.
#2075

I've yet to be spanked

Posted: 1/4/06 at 10:53am

You know her home address, but could you use it without being considered a creepy stalker? I know people's home address' too, it's called whitepages.com LOL


--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

Updated On: 1/4/06 at 10:53 AM

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