Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter

[Mister Matt]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#1

Posted: 5/2/12 at 1:32pm

The photo is bad enough, but prepare yourself before watching the video. What on EARTH has this woman done to herself?!?! Clearly, she has a problem. Don't know if her story is true or not, but no child (or adult) should be exposed to this mess. She's a living nightmare.


Patricia Krentcil Arrested For Putting 5-Year-Old Daughter In New Jersey Tanning Booth

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

Updated On: 5/2/12 at 01:32 PM

[clever name]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#2

Posted: 5/2/12 at 1:48pm

Scary lady!!! She really does need help. Like the body builders that go to extremes and plastic surgery addicts. She seems not to be aware of how hideous she looks.

btw, Matt. LOVE your avatar <3

[Eris0303]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#2

Posted: 5/2/12 at 2:12pm

Is she wearing black lipstick or did she burn her lips off?

"All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them." -- Walt Disney We must have different Gods. My God said "do to others what you would have them do to you". Your God seems to have said "My Way or the Highway".

[Reginald Tresilian]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#3

Posted: 5/2/12 at 2:28pm

I saw her on GMA. She looks like she's doing "The Jolson Story."

[ErikJ972]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#4

Posted: 5/2/12 at 2:29pm

That photo doesn't even do her justice. In the video she looks worse than the lady from Something About Mary. It was particularly terrifying on the news last night in HD.

[StockardFan]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#5

Posted: 5/2/12 at 2:35pm

She sort of freaked my 8 year old son out this morning when he saw her on the news.

KFTC!!!!!

[ErikJ972]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#6

Posted: 5/2/12 at 2:59pm

This article about her court appearance today has a picture of how she looks now. At least she isn't in denial that she "tans excessively".
Tanning mom pleads not guilty

[Kad]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#7

Posted: 5/2/12 at 3:10pm

How does she not have some sort of cancer yet?

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

[dramamama611]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#8

Posted: 5/2/12 at 3:19pm

Yet. Doesn't have cancer yet. (I'm sure.)

If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it? These are DISCUSSION boards, not mutual admiration boards. Discussion only occurs when we are willing to hear what others are thinking, regardless of whether it is alignment to our own thoughts.

[MotorTink]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#9

Posted: 5/2/12 at 3:24pm

I have dated a few guys from Nutley.. it is indeed a town full of crazies......

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

[SNAFU]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#10

Posted: 5/2/12 at 3:24pm

Dayum in that interview she looks like a walking melanoma!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

[dramamama611]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#11

Posted: 5/2/12 at 3:27pm

To be honest....I could totally believe the mom's story. That the kid was WITH her, but not in the booth and the kid SAID she went tanning with her mom. To a 5 year old, that's what they did. They went tanning which could only mean: we went to the tanning booth and I waited until mom was done.

However, SOMEONE needs to intervene on the MOM's behalf. That's not normal.

If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it? These are DISCUSSION boards, not mutual admiration boards. Discussion only occurs when we are willing to hear what others are thinking, regardless of whether it is alignment to our own thoughts.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#12

Posted: 5/3/12 at 2:34am

The was an old woman who liv...was an old shoe...

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[best12bars]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#13

Posted: 5/3/12 at 8:20am

It's Magda from "There's Something About Mary."

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[madbrian]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#14

Posted: 5/3/12 at 8:32am

My town borders Nutley, and I will agree with Tink's assertion that it is "a town full of crazies". A little more info on Nutley - it was in the news a few years ago because the owner of a swim club turned away guests from a child's birthday because the guests were minorities. They pulled administrative strings to ensure a charter school for the arts was not established in their town, because it would draw minority students from other towns in the county. Worst of all, it's the hometown of Martha Stewart.

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

[tazber]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#15

Posted: 5/3/12 at 8:52am

I saw her on a news show this morning and she looks 100% worse than that Something About Mary pic. Picture the hue of a bronze statue. Literally. Shiny and deep deep brown. It's creepy.


ETA: there's a pic on the other thread of her.

....but the world goes 'round

Updated On: 5/3/12 at 08:52 AM

[TheatreDiva90016]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#16

Posted: 5/3/12 at 9:18am

I wouldn't be surprised if she used a cream bronzer on top of everything else.

She's darker than a football.

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[morosco]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#17

Posted: 5/3/12 at 9:40am

Does Mom have body dysmorphic disorder? Clearly what she sees in the mirror is not what we see.

[Brian07663NJ]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#18

Posted: 5/3/12 at 10:15am

"Orlando, do you like it? It's 'Autumn Sunrise!'"

[romantico]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#19

Posted: 5/3/12 at 10:44am

I think the state needs to examine her. Seriously. What sane person would go out in public looking like this?

'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

[Mister Matt]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#20

Posted: 5/3/12 at 10:57am

Maybe she's in a stage production of Everybody Sing.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

[tazber]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#21

Posted: 5/3/12 at 11:11am

It really does look like black-face make up.

I wonder what she sees when she looks in the mirror.

....but the world goes 'round

[Mister Matt]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#22

Posted: 5/3/12 at 11:14am

Michael Jackson?

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

[tazber]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#23

Posted: 5/3/12 at 11:47am

I mean I wonder if she can see what we all see. Or if she sees someone with a much lighter, much more attractive complexion.

....but the world goes 'round

[FindingNamo]

Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter#24

Posted: 5/3/12 at 11:48am

Here's what she sees.

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