Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
#1Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/2/12 at 1:32pm
The photo is bad enough, but prepare yourself before watching the video. What on EARTH has this woman done to herself?!?! Clearly, she has a problem. Don't know if her story is true or not, but no child (or adult) should be exposed to this mess. She's a living nightmare.
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#2Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/2/12 at 1:48pm
Scary lady!!! She really does need help. Like the body builders that go to extremes and plastic surgery addicts. She seems not to be aware of how hideous she looks.
btw, Matt. LOVE your avatar <3
#2Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/2/12 at 2:12pmIs she wearing black lipstick or did she burn her lips off?
#3Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/2/12 at 2:28pmI saw her on GMA. She looks like she's doing "The Jolson Story."
#4Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/2/12 at 2:29pmThat photo doesn't even do her justice. In the video she looks worse than the lady from Something About Mary. It was particularly terrifying on the news last night in HD.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#5Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/2/12 at 2:35pmShe sort of freaked my 8 year old son out this morning when he saw her on the news.
#6Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/2/12 at 2:59pm
This article about her court appearance today has a picture of how she looks now. At least she isn't in denial that she "tans excessively".
Tanning mom pleads not guilty
#7Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/2/12 at 3:10pmHow does she not have some sort of cancer yet?
dramamama611
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/07
#8Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/2/12 at 3:19pmYet. Doesn't have cancer yet. (I'm sure.)
#9Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/2/12 at 3:24pmI have dated a few guys from Nutley.. it is indeed a town full of crazies......
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#10Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/2/12 at 3:24pmDayum in that interview she looks like a walking melanoma!
dramamama611
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/07
#11Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/2/12 at 3:27pm
To be honest....I could totally believe the mom's story. That the kid was WITH her, but not in the booth and the kid SAID she went tanning with her mom. To a 5 year old, that's what they did. They went tanning which could only mean: we went to the tanning booth and I waited until mom was done.
However, SOMEONE needs to intervene on the MOM's behalf. That's not normal.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#12Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/3/12 at 2:34amThe was an old woman who liv...was an old shoe...
#13Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/3/12 at 8:20am
It's Magda from "There's Something About Mary."
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#14Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/3/12 at 8:32amMy town borders Nutley, and I will agree with Tink's assertion that it is "a town full of crazies". A little more info on Nutley - it was in the news a few years ago because the owner of a swim club turned away guests from a child's birthday because the guests were minorities. They pulled administrative strings to ensure a charter school for the arts was not established in their town, because it would draw minority students from other towns in the county. Worst of all, it's the hometown of Martha Stewart.
#15Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/3/12 at 8:52am
I saw her on a news show this morning and she looks 100% worse than that Something About Mary pic. Picture the hue of a bronze statue. Literally. Shiny and deep deep brown. It's creepy.
ETA: there's a pic on the other thread of her.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#16Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/3/12 at 9:18am
I wouldn't be surprised if she used a cream bronzer on top of everything else.
She's darker than a football.
morosco
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/04
#17Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/3/12 at 9:40amDoes Mom have body dysmorphic disorder? Clearly what she sees in the mirror is not what we see.
Brian07663NJ
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/21/06
#18Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/3/12 at 10:15am"Orlando, do you like it? It's 'Autumn Sunrise!'"
#19Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/3/12 at 10:44am
I think the state needs to examine her. Seriously. What sane person would go out in public looking like this?
#20Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/3/12 at 10:57am
Maybe she's in a stage production of Everybody Sing.
#21Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/3/12 at 11:11am
It really does look like black-face make up.
I wonder what she sees when she looks in the mirror.
#22Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/3/12 at 11:14amMichael Jackson?
#23Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/3/12 at 11:47am
I mean I wonder if she can see what we all see. Or if she sees someone with a much lighter, much more attractive complexion.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#24Crazy Tan Lady Accused of Overtanning 5 Year-Old Daughter
Posted: 5/3/12 at 11:48am
Here's what she sees.
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