Zermatt, Switzerland is where I would go to write my autobiography.
London, England is where I would go to have a good time.
Sorrento, Italy is where I would buy my villa.
(Ellie, I don't want to burst your bubble, but the leaning tower is really anticlimactic. You park, then walk about a mile into the middle of a field. There's a church, a baptistry, and a cemetery. A row of shops, and then a leaning tower. You take a couple of pictures, then have to drive an hour to get to Florence, because Pisa is just a university town.)
Hamlet's father.