Thought I would join in posting some favorite quotes:
Lorelai: "Okay, I think we just found the first room in the history of the world that would've made Liberace say, 'Whoa! Step back! No one's that gay'."
Rory: "You're happy."
Lorelai: "Yeah."
Rory: "Did you do something slutty?"
Lorelai: "I'm not that happy."
Rory: "So, is this party Grandma's having going to be a big deal?"
Lorelai: "Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbra Streisand will give her final concert... again."
Rory: "Uh-huh."
Lorelai: "Now, the Pope has previous plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis and Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips."
Lorelai: "Okay, I'm lying in bed and I'm sleeping and I'm wearing this fabulous nightgown, and like thirty alarm clocks go off, and so I get out of bed and I walk downstairs, and there, standing is the kitchen, is Luke."
Rory: "Was he naked?"
Lorelai: "No. He was making breakfast."
Rory: "Naked?"
Lorelai:"Ok, you have been in Washington for way too long."
Emily: "I did not steal your father I simply gave him a choice."
Richard: "When you came to my fraternity in that blue dress, I had no choice."
Lorelai: "You stole my father with fashion.
Emily: "I can't believe you remember the dress."
Lorelai: "I can't believe you were the other woman."
Kirk: "I aspire to be as great as Kirosawa."
Lorelai: "Ah, Seven Samarai."
Kirk: "What?"
Lorelai: "Seven Samarai. It's a great Japanese movie directed by Kirosawa."
Kirk: "No, excuse me, I'm sorry, did I say Kirosawa? I meant Akiba Sawa. The guy who directed all those episodes of The Facts of Life."
Lorelai: "Tell me a joke."
Rory: "Knock knock."
Lorelai: [giggles] "That was a good one"
Emily: "What is that?"
Lorelai: "It's a paper clip."
Emily: "And what do you intend to do with that paper clip?"
Lorelai: "I intend to carve something really dirty into the bathroom door."
Emily: "Lorelai."
Lorelai: "What rhymes with Nantucket?"
Emily: "I've called several times the past few weeks and you've skillfully avoided every call."
Lorelai: "No, that's not true. I've left messages on your machine."
Emily: "Yes, messages. And then if I happened to pick up, you'd hang up. Or if the maid picked up, you'd ask for me, then claim you were driving through a tunnel so you might get cut off, and then you'd make garbling noises and hang up."
Taylor: "Could this meeting be more disrupted?"
Lorelai: "I could do a soft shoe."
Rory: "Yeah, while I pound out a beat on the bongos."
Babette: "Ooh, that sounds like fun."
Miss Patty: "I got bongos in the back."
Emily: "I guess it must be present time."
Rory: "You didn't have to."
Lorelai: "Oh yeah, Mom, you didn't have to. Unless you got something that'll fit me too, in which case, good going."
Lorelai: "Hey, I'm gonna find a ladies room. You know, sneak a smoke, see if anybody slipped an aspirin in my coke."
Rory: "Okay, Rizzo"
Lorelai: "Okay, I'm just gonna let everyone deal with all this because I need to relax and get a cup of coffee and maybe hammer a nail into my head."
Emily: "You're not needed here, Lorelai. Go get your coffee, relax. You're going to redo your makeup later, aren't you?"
Lorelai: "Maybe an Irish coffee"
Emily: "You have the word "Juicy" on your rear end."
Lorelai: "Well, if I knew you were coming over, I would've changed."
Emily: "Into what? A brassiere with the word "Tasty" on it?"
"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~
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