Gilmore Girls, anyone?- Page 2

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 3/4/04 at 4:40pm

...and when Rory was chatting up the cute boy at the funeral and Loreli walked by and casually said under her breath "second cousin" - Rory immediately ditched him...very funny stuff

[robyn525600]

Posted: 3/4/04 at 4:43pm

That was a hoot too!

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 3/4/04 at 4:46pm

I'm signing off for the day - enjoy!

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 3/5/04 at 11:25am

I'm baaaaaaack...LOL!

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 3/5/04 at 4:06pm

oh my God - my boyfriend just told me that he found out that Kelly Bishop is the original Sheila from A Chorus Line and is on the Broadway cast recording! I had no idea she was a former dancer/singer...wow - now I love her even more!

[Lorelai]

Posted: 3/5/04 at 8:29pm

I LOVE THE GILMORE GIRLS!

Definately a huge fan of Lauren Graham. I have the first half dozen episodes on tape and watch them all the time. I have a TON of favorite moments/quotes (some may have a few mistakes, I try to write them down as soon as I can but sometimes I miss things but you get the idea):

* Lane: "Hey! Kid! Do I look green and wrinkly to you? No, that's right I'm not Yoda. So if you're looking for a mentor, call the Dalai Lama!"

Lane: If you're going to get into classic rock....know it, don't blow it!

* Lorelai: "All those emails? I'm sorry but you write less then people offering to enlarge a piece of anatamy I do not possess. I just read every email you wrote in the past 10 days. No sickness mentioned but you share did THIS gems, "Hey, what up? Is it freezing there too? Bye" then you one of those obnxious hieroglyphics I can never read which is supposed to indicate you're laughing or smiling or frowning or vomiting....I don't know what."
**************

Emily: We are going to Baste (sp?) but don't fret, maybe the Beatles will be there and you can jam with them.

Richard: Two of the Beatles are dead, Emily.

Emily: Only one is dead.

Richard: No, a second Beatle died just recently. Lorelai?

Lorelai: Could you press the pause button on this conversation? Cause I REALLY want Rory to hear the rest of it."

**************

Rory: When's soon?

Lorelai: When the big hand's on the "S" + the little hand is on
the "oon".

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Lorelai: Hey, you didn't wake me up

Rory: I set the clock.

LoreLai: Yes, but see, the clock stops ringing once I throw it against the wall giving me ample time to fall back to sleep. You, however, never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you, thus insuring the wake up process.

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Lorelai: "You know what I just realized? "Oy" is the funniest word in the world. I mean think about it, you never hear the word "oy" + not smile. Impossible. "Poodle" is another funny word. In fact, if you put "oy" + "poodle" together in the same sentence you'd have a great new catchphrase. Like, "Oy with the poodles already!" So now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we'll use our new catchphrase...I'm telling you, it's knocking 'Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?' right out of first place."


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Lorelai: "Oh no. It's Emily.

Rory: Emily who?

Lorelai: Emily the Strange with the black cat and boots made for kicking...who do you think?"

[broadway geek]

Posted: 3/7/04 at 3:39pm

I love the Gilmore Girls. Bronte those are some of the best moments. I have alomost all of season 1 and 2 and half of season 3 on my computer. Season 1 DVD is coming out May 4. I'm about to pre-order it. And to make it better they have frequent musical references.

Posted: 3/7/04 at 4:03pm

Ive only watched it the couple times my boy Sebastian Bach made an idiot of himself as GILL in that chick Lane's band...

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 3/8/04 at 9:11am

Bronte604 - you just made my day! Thank you!

[Lorelai]

Posted: 3/8/04 at 1:01pm

Glad to hear it redhot :) I actually just re-read them and I still think they're hysterical. Lauren Graham is hysterical.

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 3/8/04 at 2:14pm

well as I've stated above - I love Kelly Bishop - she just never ceases to crack me up!

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 3/8/04 at 3:14pm

boadway geek, you just made me so happy by saying that season 1 will be on DVD soon! I have pretty much every episode on tape, but it's so pointless because the episodes are spread out on so many different tapes. If I ever wanted to find one particular episode I would be in big trouble.

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 3/8/04 at 3:24pm

I second that thought - we can't wait to get them on DVD!!!!

[broadway geek]

Posted: 3/9/04 at 6:14pm

Love the quotes bronte. I'm a little pathetic because I can hear their vocies while I read the quotes. I love that last Paris one.

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 3/9/04 at 11:33pm

OMG, it's so sad because I can hear the voices while I read those quotes also. Unless I'm just going crazy and actually hearing voices. lol
Another sad fact which proves I am obsessed with this show, when I read the quotes I remember everything that happened in the epiosde in which they were said.

[joeyjoe]

Posted: 3/10/04 at 8:01am

bronte, redhot is going to love Love LOVE you!!!

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 3/10/04 at 8:55am

Joey - you got that right - Bronte is my fav new friend on line!...that quote from Paris is too much - her mouth just never stops - I have to admire that actress - she is a frigging machine!
And the bit about God being Lorelai's grandmother is AMAZING! I never saw that episode because I'm sure I would have remembered it!
thank you Thank You THANK YOU!!!!

[Lorelai]

Posted: 3/10/04 at 5:21pm

:)


I'm glad you guys seem to be enjoying them...I have lots more, I could post a few more if you'd like?

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 3/10/04 at 10:59pm

Thought I would join in posting some favorite quotes:

Lorelai: "Okay, I think we just found the first room in the history of the world that would've made Liberace say, 'Whoa! Step back! No one's that gay'."

Rory: "You're happy."
Lorelai: "Yeah."
Rory: "Did you do something slutty?"
Lorelai: "I'm not that happy."

Rory: "So, is this party Grandma's having going to be a big deal?"
Lorelai: "Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbra Streisand will give her final concert... again."
Rory: "Uh-huh."
Lorelai: "Now, the Pope has previous plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis and Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips."

Lorelai: "Okay, I'm lying in bed and I'm sleeping and I'm wearing this fabulous nightgown, and like thirty alarm clocks go off, and so I get out of bed and I walk downstairs, and there, standing is the kitchen, is Luke."
Rory: "Was he naked?"
Lorelai: "No. He was making breakfast."
Rory: "Naked?"
Lorelai:"Ok, you have been in Washington for way too long."

Emily: "I did not steal your father I simply gave him a choice."
Richard: "When you came to my fraternity in that blue dress, I had no choice."
Lorelai: "You stole my father with fashion.
Emily: "I can't believe you remember the dress."
Lorelai: "I can't believe you were the other woman."

Kirk: "I aspire to be as great as Kirosawa."
Lorelai: "Ah, Seven Samarai."
Kirk: "What?"
Lorelai: "Seven Samarai. It's a great Japanese movie directed by Kirosawa."
Kirk: "No, excuse me, I'm sorry, did I say Kirosawa? I meant Akiba Sawa. The guy who directed all those episodes of The Facts of Life."

Lorelai: "Tell me a joke."
Rory: "Knock knock."
Lorelai: [giggles] "That was a good one"

Emily: "What is that?"
Lorelai: "It's a paper clip."
Emily: "And what do you intend to do with that paper clip?"
Lorelai: "I intend to carve something really dirty into the bathroom door."
Emily: "Lorelai."
Lorelai: "What rhymes with Nantucket?"

Emily: "I've called several times the past few weeks and you've skillfully avoided every call."
Lorelai: "No, that's not true. I've left messages on your machine."
Emily: "Yes, messages. And then if I happened to pick up, you'd hang up. Or if the maid picked up, you'd ask for me, then claim you were driving through a tunnel so you might get cut off, and then you'd make garbling noises and hang up."

Taylor: "Could this meeting be more disrupted?"
Lorelai: "I could do a soft shoe."
Rory: "Yeah, while I pound out a beat on the bongos."
Babette: "Ooh, that sounds like fun."
Miss Patty: "I got bongos in the back."

Emily: "I guess it must be present time."
Rory: "You didn't have to."
Lorelai: "Oh yeah, Mom, you didn't have to. Unless you got something that'll fit me too, in which case, good going."

Lorelai: "Hey, I'm gonna find a ladies room. You know, sneak a smoke, see if anybody slipped an aspirin in my coke."
Rory: "Okay, Rizzo"

Lorelai: "Okay, I'm just gonna let everyone deal with all this because I need to relax and get a cup of coffee and maybe hammer a nail into my head."
Emily: "You're not needed here, Lorelai. Go get your coffee, relax. You're going to redo your makeup later, aren't you?"
Lorelai: "Maybe an Irish coffee"

Emily: "You have the word "Juicy" on your rear end."
Lorelai: "Well, if I knew you were coming over, I would've changed."
Emily: "Into what? A brassiere with the word "Tasty" on it?"

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 3/11/04 at 10:42am

TheatreBaby - thank You also! I printed these out - so frigging hilarious - Emily Rocks!

[joeyjoe]

Posted: 4/8/04 at 10:09am

"more like Adolph Menjou's cocaine dealer" ...

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 4/8/04 at 10:15am

oh THANK YOU for refreshing my memory - yes Kelly did have that one wonderful comeback - which she so nimbly delivered under her breath. How about last week when she said, when her guests for the banquet couldn't make it: "Well then they can all just go to hell,then, can't they?!"

Updated On: 4/8/04 at 10:15 AM

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 5/13/04 at 10:11am

ok - (this is gonna make me sound like a 14 year old girl!) but who is as excited as me that Luke and Loreli may finally be getting together? I love this show and its taken some interesting twists lately - unfortunately not enough airplay for my gal Kelly Bishop (she ROCKS)...But I am liking the direction they are going. I was cracking up this week at all the crazy stuff about how comfortable tights are and "so breatheable"...LOL...what fun!

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 5/13/04 at 10:21am

back on top

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/13/04 at 10:53am

Where it belongs, Red! I've been swamped here at work lately and finally got to use my new favorite line from GG. "Did you know that if the entire population of China were to walk single file past your door, the line would never end due to the rate of population growth? ... THAT, is my "to do" list!"