God, I hate Lisa Lampaneli- Page 8

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 3/27/13 at 10:36pm

If she's really prepping for Broadway, that horse ain't dead yet. I've not yet begun to beat.

[OrdinaryJukebox]

Posted: 3/27/13 at 10:42pm

Will it be an actual one-woman show or will it be a couple of weeks of stand-up ala Kathy Griffin's show?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 3/27/13 at 11:10pm

Oh who knows. Everybody's got their high-falutin' ideas when they workshop "their stories" for a Broadway show, but I bet Lampanelli will totally chicken out and it will be "n*spicspicn*" at Broadway prices. She'll make fun of the matinee audiences, members of the audience will turn on her, she'll make fun of them, then due to some unforeseen issue, the run will be cut short.

[Jane2]

Posted: 4/5/13 at 10:06pm

HAHAHAHA I'm watching Fashion Police. Joan rivers, when describing a striped jumpsuit - "I haven't seen lines that long since the Vatican got a new altar boy."

and just now, when describing an outfit worn by Sarah Jessica Parker - "oh yes, black and white with a little surprising dash of pink - just like Halle Berry getting out of a taxi without underwear on."

I'm sorry, Joan makes me LOL. I don't put her jokes in the same category as Linda Lampinelli.

Updated On: 4/5/13 at 10:06 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/5/13 at 10:35pm

Joan Rivers is Dorothy Parker compared to Lisa Lumpagnelli. Hell, she's Susan Sontag.

[Jane2]

Posted: 4/5/13 at 10:49pm

igg - zackly!