I know you guys would come up with the best ideas. Let's hear 'em. And I'm not dressing up as a chick, as much as I think dead Anna Nicole is the most horrific, but hilarious costume idea ever. And plus, there will already be far too many Wino's walking around.
And no one would understand Larry Craig or Chris Crocker, even though I think those would be funny, too.
Put stamps on yourself and go as a "First Class Piece of Male".
(Or just "First Class Male/Mail", if you prefer)
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Depends, I know lots of guys willing to put of fairy wings and glitter rock make-up...
Wear an artist/painter's smock, carry a painter's pallette, put a bloody bandage on your ear, and you're Vincent Van Gogh!
And I know you said no dressing up as a chick, but try this: take a traditional bee costume, add a wig, crown, robe (cut slits for your bee wings), and sceptre, and you're a Queen Bee!
Put a cowboy hat over your goods and go as Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain.
Wear a sign that says "Nudist on Strike".
Ha. My brother did that last year.
I didn't have any plans last year to go out and at the last minute was coaxed into a costume party, but I had no costume so I dressed up in a suit with the words "I'm sorry" pinned to me and went as a Formal Apology.
Or You can go as Clark Kent if you have a suit, a superman t-shirt and a tie that you can put a wire in to make it look like it is about to fly off:
Akiva
Updated On: 10/23/07 at 04:25 AM
Akiva, those are both really great!
Hah thanks. You love the wordplay costumes Flowery, don't you. I'll try and come up with a good one this year if my massive group costume doesn't work out (Me and all my neighbours going as a giant Guess Who? Board with Yellow frames around our faces and we each where either red of blue t-shirts with our names on the front and question mark on the back).
Akiva
Akiva, great costume.
Click on my profile and watch Chita Rivera "Put On A Happy Face"
wear thick glasses and tape some tissue paper to you with a sign that says "LARRY CRAIG"

You can download the pdf file
U.S. Senator Larry Craig Paper Bag Mask
http://www.ep.tc/larrycraigmask/
Some people can't even be bothered to read the 1st post. . . Heh.
CATS- I don't know if that will work on the cold streets of Madison, Wisconsin. Haha.
Akiva- I LOVE the first one. I am totally thinking about doing that for my Friday night costume and pretending that I made it up. Haha.
It's sorta like dressing like a chick, but it will keep you warm.
Wrap yourself up completely in gauze, head to toe, put on a vintage dress, a pillbox hat, some really thick eyebrows, carry a wire hanger....
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Updated On: 10/23/07 at 12:59 PM
You can carry bicycle handlebars painted red with a tampon glued on the front and be a menstrual cycle.
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Not for a boy, but still fun- Tape a picture of a sheep on your chest, and it's instant "Rack of Lamb!"
Ot tie two soup cans around your neck...Toucan!
I love costumes that play on words.
One year my friend and I just wore matching orange shirts and went as Orange Jews. Though if you're not Jewish I guess that doesn't really work...
Hah Gumbo...I am so doing that next year, when my brother is moving here.
Akiva
Not for a boy, but still fun
have you forgotten where you are DGG?
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Mmm. I thought about that after the fact, Taz.
Why? Are you gonna use it?
Perfect, Akiva, because now I don't have to feel guilty about stealing your Formal Apology idea. I'd say that's an even trade-off.
Updated On: 10/23/07 at 02:50 PM
maybe.....
Hang a sign around his neck "Wolfman Before The Full Moon".
You know, I think I'm going to steal Formal Apology as well. Is that alright with you, Akiva?
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