Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem — Page 4

#76

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 3:22pm

they might get you dirty

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#77

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:07pm

Tink you stink
But I think you need to show yo' pink
Yo 'gina is fine-a and it's gonna be all mine-a

Updated On: 10/17/07 at 04:07 PM

#78

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:11pm

ohhh, I don't know if my heart can handle such beautiful poetry!

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#79

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:12pm

It's just a character, baby. And I grew up around vaginas (I even come out when when I was fixin' to be born!) so I can say what I want!

#80

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:14pm

no you can't. Being around them don't count, you gotta have one to be able to associate!

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#81

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:14pm

Not me. I was born like Athena.

#82

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:20pm

Out like Athena cause you dad a skull fukka
Dull clucka
Grew up and started screwing a big fat trucka

#83

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:21pm

Just promise me you didn't quit your day job!

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#84

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:24pm

You better not insult my rhymes any more times
Cause they's mine and it ain't fine to hear you whine

#85

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:30pm

It's like being raped by Dr. Seuss.

Which, of course, is totally hot.

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#86

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:31pm

HAHAHAHA

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#87

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 5:03pm

Updated On: 10/17/07 at 05:03 PM

#88

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 5:06pm

Got my Payless shoes and my Old Navy Jeans
My Hollister hoodie falling apart at the seams
Like Deena Jones and the Dreams
I'm just sharing my songs
To right the wrongs
And buy new tongs
Cause mine be rusty
So please just trust me
And remember that the only Springfield worth her salt is Dusty
"Oh Phyllis," they say, "How you thrill us"
But black folks says "I know you gone kill us"
No, I won't, I say, but I don't got to like you
If you was on my stage I wouldn't even let them mike you
You tyke, you,
You gotta understand
It was the way I grew up gets me just a pattin' on the hand
Phyllis pro-fraternity
Phyllis pro-sorority
Phyllis like you all unless you part of a minority

Updated On: 10/17/07 at 05:06 PM

#89

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 5:48pm

You're all pretty pathetic and sad.

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"Fenchurch is correct, as usual." -Keen on Kean
"Fenchurch is correct, as usual." - muscle23ftl

#90

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 6:58pm

Eminem is in a character.

#91

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 7:18pm

So is Phyllis Rogers Stone.

And Fenchurch is a hypocrite.

#92

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 7:54pm

OMG, that last one was hilarious Phyllis.

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....but the world goes 'round

#93

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 8:14pm

awwwww, baby bulldog!!!!!

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#94

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 8:17pm

That's Rhonda, Tink!

And thanks, Taz!

#95

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 8:18pm

Is Rhonda your dog Phyllis? So cute!

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....but the world goes 'round

#96

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 8:22pm

No - I found her when I was searching for pictures for the Ellen thread. I named her, though. I would like my own bulldog some day.

Updated On: 10/17/07 at 08:22 PM

#97

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 8:26pm

I had an Old English Bulldog names Harley. She was the absolute best, but we had to put her down in 2000 at age 4 due to kidney failure.

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#98

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 8:39pm

I had a black lab named Bonanza Jellybean. She died rather young, too. Well, 8 years. But she was plagued with bad health her whole life. Toward the end, she could hardly walk and was prone to seizures.

Okay, I'm officially a Debbie Downer.

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#99

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 8:56pm

Bonanza Jellybean! Now, that's a name. Eight is young for a dog.

I'm sorry to hear about both of your dogs. We get them such a short time as it is, it's total bullsh*t when they die young.

And yes, StageM2, you are a Debbie Downer.

#100

re: Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem

Posted: 10/17/07 at 8:57pm

This is my favorite dead dog. His name was Bob. He died in 2005 and I still miss him so much.