Happy 35th Birthday, Eminem- Page 4

[MotorTink]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 3:22pm

they might get you dirty

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:07pm

Tink you stink
But I think you need to show yo' pink
Yo 'gina is fine-a and it's gonna be all mine-a

Updated On: 10/17/07 at 04:07 PM

[MotorTink]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:11pm

ohhh, I don't know if my heart can handle such beautiful poetry!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:12pm

It's just a character, baby. And I grew up around vaginas (I even come out when when I was fixin' to be born!) so I can say what I want!

[MotorTink]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:14pm

no you can't. Being around them don't count, you gotta have one to be able to associate!

[Calvin]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:14pm

Not me. I was born like Athena.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:20pm

Out like Athena cause you dad a skull fukka
Dull clucka
Grew up and started screwing a big fat trucka

[MotorTink]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:21pm

Just promise me you didn't quit your day job!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:24pm

You better not insult my rhymes any more times
Cause they's mine and it ain't fine to hear you whine

[robbiej]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:30pm

It's like being raped by Dr. Seuss.

Which, of course, is totally hot.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 4:31pm

HAHAHAHA

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 5:03pm

Updated On: 10/17/07 at 05:03 PM

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 5:06pm

Got my Payless shoes and my Old Navy Jeans
My Hollister hoodie falling apart at the seams
Like Deena Jones and the Dreams
I'm just sharing my songs
To right the wrongs
And buy new tongs
Cause mine be rusty
So please just trust me
And remember that the only Springfield worth her salt is Dusty
"Oh Phyllis," they say, "How you thrill us"
But black folks says "I know you gone kill us"
No, I won't, I say, but I don't got to like you
If you was on my stage I wouldn't even let them mike you
You tyke, you,
You gotta understand
It was the way I grew up gets me just a pattin' on the hand
Phyllis pro-fraternity
Phyllis pro-sorority
Phyllis like you all unless you part of a minority

Updated On: 10/17/07 at 05:06 PM

[Fenchurch]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 5:48pm

You're all pretty pathetic and sad.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 6:58pm

Eminem is in a character.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 7:18pm

So is Phyllis Rogers Stone.

And Fenchurch is a hypocrite.

[tazber]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 7:54pm

OMG, that last one was hilarious Phyllis.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 8:14pm

awwwww, baby bulldog!!!!!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 8:17pm

That's Rhonda, Tink!

And thanks, Taz!

[tazber]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 8:18pm

Is Rhonda your dog Phyllis? So cute!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 8:22pm

No - I found her when I was searching for pictures for the Ellen thread. I named her, though. I would like my own bulldog some day.
Updated On: 10/17/07 at 08:22 PM

[MotorTink]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 8:26pm

I had an Old English Bulldog names Harley. She was the absolute best, but we had to put her down in 2000 at age 4 due to kidney failure.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 8:39pm

I had a black lab named Bonanza Jellybean. She died rather young, too. Well, 8 years. But she was plagued with bad health her whole life. Toward the end, she could hardly walk and was prone to seizures.

Okay, I'm officially a Debbie Downer.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 8:56pm

Bonanza Jellybean! Now, that's a name. Eight is young for a dog.

I'm sorry to hear about both of your dogs. We get them such a short time as it is, it's total bullsh*t when they die young.

And yes, StageM2, you are a Debbie Downer.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/17/07 at 8:57pm

This is my favorite dead dog. His name was Bob. He died in 2005 and I still miss him so much.