Has Anyone Ever Done a High-Colonic Irrigation Before?
Has Anyone Ever Done a High-Colonic Irrigation Before?
Has Anyone Ever Done a High-Colonic Irrigation Before?#1
Posted: 7/28/11 at 10:01pm
I'm interested in knowing if anyone has done a high-volume enema. I've heard it's GREAT for weight loss.
I read that Princess Diana (God rest her soul--and her colon!) used to go to a clinic in London regularly for their "Super-Enema Treatment," which would "scrub her bowels out"--with 12 gallons of water!
TWELVE GALLONS! Do you realize how much that is?
A 12-Gallon Aquarium
That really impresses me...I'm not sure I could hold in more than a pint.
"For years I tried to bury my troubles under mountains of food," Princess Diana said shortly before her tragic death. "But after I would binge, I would worry about my figure. Then I would make myself throw up. It was a terrible, vicious compulsion."
So Diana started visiting the Hale Clinic in London for their $75 super-session: She would sit on a couch, "modestly covered," and distilled water would be pumped into her royal colon through a tube connected to a large stainless-steel pump apparatus.
The whole process took 40 minutes, at the end of which she would drink a cup of acidophilus tea, which she said would restore "good bacteria" to her system. Princess Di said that the colonic would wash out "years of collected fecal matter, mucous and built-up poisons."
It also kept her thin--and helped her stop making herself vomit!
"Now that I'm getting regular colonics," the late princess said, "I don't worry so much about what I eat. I know all the excess food will be washed away, along with the poisons that cause my terrible headaches. My migraines were caused by food allergies, and I haven't had one since I started the treatments!"
Diana wasn't the only celebrity to believe in high-volume enemas: Marilyn Monroe and Mae West both swore by them.
Marilyn Monroe and Mae West, Enema Devotees
People say that high colonics can cure constipation, diarrhea, gas, bloat, hemorrhoids, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, diverticulitis, colitis, parasites, psoriasis, shingles, eczema, headaches and migraines, back pain, shoulder pain, joint pain, gout, rheumatoid arthritis, chronic fatigue syndrome, Epstein-Barre syndrome, candida, infections, colds, flu, and even cancer!
"I can actually feel the toxins being flushed out of my system while I'm on the table," Princess Diana said to a friend. "It's surprisingly pleasurable and comforting. It makes me feel brand new and pure. The treatments put the color back in my cheeks and a new bounce in my step. And I don't get infections anymore - I used to suffer from candida, a fungus infection that gave me chronic sore throats. They're gone for good...THANKS TO MY ENEMAS!"
Has anyone tried them? How about the coffee enema?
How about a garlic enema? A yogurt enema? Lemon juice? Salt water? Milk? Barium?
If you've done them, what are your thoughts/opinions on them?
Has Anyone Ever Done a High-Colonic Irrigation Before?#2
Posted: 7/28/11 at 10:08pmI've had a semen enema, thanks to my friends at Treasure Island.
Has Anyone Ever Done a High-Colonic Irrigation Before?#2
Posted: 7/28/11 at 10:12pmI think you were facing in the wrong direction. That was supposed to be a facial.
Has Anyone Ever Done a High-Colonic Irrigation Before?#3
Posted: 7/28/11 at 10:16pmThis thread is making me feel weird things.
Has Anyone Ever Done a High-Colonic Irrigation Before?#4
Posted: 7/28/11 at 10:22pmOMG it's winking!
Has Anyone Ever Done a High-Colonic Irrigation Before?#5
Posted: 7/28/11 at 10:27pm
Just don't do it with sherry.
My hometown -- so proud!
Has Anyone Ever Done a High-Colonic Irrigation Before?#6
Posted: 7/28/11 at 10:33pmSherry Enema is an AWESOME drag name.
Has Anyone Ever Done a High-Colonic Irrigation Before?#7
Posted: 7/28/11 at 11:59pmAnd Coffy Enema for her black soul sister drag queen friend.
Has Anyone Ever Done a High-Colonic Irrigation Before?#8
Posted: 7/29/11 at 12:01amThe Enema Sistas!
Has Anyone Ever Done a High-Colonic Irrigation Before?#9
Posted: 7/29/11 at 12:15amThey got the flow, you know.
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Has Anyone Ever Done a High-Colonic Irrigation Before?#10
Posted: 7/29/11 at 12:16amThis is the hardest I've laughed in a long time!
Has Anyone Ever Done a High-Colonic Irrigation Before?#11
Posted: 7/29/11 at 12:17amThat article really makes a lot of sense and points out a lot of things I never thought of before.
has anyone ever done a high-colonic irrigation before?#12
Posted: 7/29/11 at 8:54am
i am surprised that this thread has not caused a real sh*tstorm.
also, irrigation in this context makes me giggle.
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has anyone ever done a high-colonic irrigation before?#13
Posted: 7/29/11 at 9:41amI'm more into inflicting high ironic irritation.
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has anyone ever done a high-colonic irrigation before?#14
Posted: 7/29/11 at 10:31amIn Gilda Radner's book she tells of trying various alternative treatments for cancer. At one point she took an enema to try and clean out her digestive system- her doctor believed all that stuff PJ posted above about the waste being a poison. Anyway, poor Gilda laid on the table to take her enema- all that water in and what came out? A bean sprout.
has anyone ever done a high-colonic irrigation before?#15
Posted: 7/29/11 at 11:32am
"You hold your water! Hold it till the very last note!"
"Want a cookie?"
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has anyone ever done a high-colonic irrigation before?#16
Posted: 7/29/11 at 1:18pmI did one once and I found an old trick.
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has anyone ever done a high-colonic irrigation before?#17
Posted: 7/29/11 at 4:46pmI'm making a gift.
has anyone ever done a high-colonic irrigation before?#18
Posted: 7/29/11 at 5:32pmWATER'S GIFT!
has anyone ever done a high-colonic irrigation before?#19
Posted: 7/29/11 at 7:24pmBefore what?
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has anyone ever done a high-colonic irrigation before?#20
Posted: 7/29/11 at 8:01pmWhy does Marilyn Monroe look like Zsa Zsa Gabor?
has anyone ever done a high-colonic irrigation before?#21
Posted: 7/30/11 at 7:35amMaybe because she hadn't had her enema yet that week.
has anyone ever done a high-colonic irrigation before?#22
Posted: 7/30/11 at 10:10amI'm thinking of doing it for all the medical benefits you've talked about. Then I am going to journal about it.
has anyone ever done a high-colonic irrigation before?#23
Posted: 7/30/11 at 12:15pm
Yes, but what does the book of Leviticus have say about this?
Updated On: 7/30/11 at 12:15 PM
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has anyone ever done a high-colonic irrigation before?#24
Posted: 7/30/11 at 12:39pmAnd now that I take another look at that photo, Mae West looks like Shirley Booth! I guess they both REALLY needed those enemas.
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