#26
Posted: 11/27/05 at 4:22pm
Two girls I've met:
Jumana
Nevaeh ("heaven" backwards...wtf?)
Jumana
Nevaeh ("heaven" backwards...wtf?)
Horrible First Names — Page 2
#27
Posted: 11/27/05 at 4:27pm
i was looking at the website plum posted and couldn't stop laughing at Nancy Anne Seancie and Ivan Odor... i feel bad for them!
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#28
Posted: 11/27/05 at 4:28pm
When I was younger I knew a pair of sisters whose names were Cherish and Precious.
They were friends of mine, but I always thought those names were just sickening.
They were friends of mine, but I always thought those names were just sickening.
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#29
Posted: 11/27/05 at 4:36pm
My parents' friend's brother is named Les Cox (short for Lesley)...ouch.
#30
Posted: 11/27/05 at 4:37pm
My dad's in pediatrics, so he tells me all the bizarre names he gets everyday.
One of which is Samiam. (Yes- SAM-I-AM). He said it was a good thing that the baby was big, because he could beat up anyone who made fun of him.
Two years ago, I also found out that my Tita Daisy's real name was Independencia...
One of which is Samiam. (Yes- SAM-I-AM). He said it was a good thing that the baby was big, because he could beat up anyone who made fun of him.
Two years ago, I also found out that my Tita Daisy's real name was Independencia...
I get lost, unless, of course, I'm getting found.
#31
Posted: 11/27/05 at 4:39pm
Not too long ago I was looking through my mom's old yearbook..
there was a girl named Windy Weathers.
there was a girl named Windy Weathers.
#33
Posted: 11/27/05 at 4:44pm
Plum, ummmm my cousins name is Dor
i think we are forgetting that a lot of people immigrate to the US or in my case Canada and although their names sound funny and may mean different things in English they are actually common eliquent names in their home country...
like my name, i am second generation Canada yet i have a European name which people cannot pronounce and some may find funny but "meh" i like it... i guess
i think we are forgetting that a lot of people immigrate to the US or in my case Canada and although their names sound funny and may mean different things in English they are actually common eliquent names in their home country...
like my name, i am second generation Canada yet i have a European name which people cannot pronounce and some may find funny but "meh" i like it... i guess
#34
Posted: 11/27/05 at 4:54pm
I have a friend whose name is Sandy. Sandy Poole.
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#35
Posted: 11/27/05 at 4:57pm
My sister used me read a list of people of people being arraigned from the NY Law Journal, the names partially doomed these folks to a life of crime but the list is in my office
One guy keeps a list of the weird names of our diability claimants
One fave was Cinderella Cohen.
Another one of my fellow tribesman commmented that she was the first Jewish American Princess. :)
One guy keeps a list of the weird names of our diability claimants
One fave was Cinderella Cohen.
Another one of my fellow tribesman commmented that she was the first Jewish American Princess. :)
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#36
Posted: 11/27/05 at 4:58pm
I used to know two little girls named Treasure and Precious. Now that was bad enough, but I later found out their last name was Silver.
I always felt bad for those children.
I always felt bad for those children.
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#37
Posted: 11/27/05 at 5:10pm
An old teacher of mine actually had a student named... Placenta.
For anyone who doesn't know what that is, here is the definition from dictionary.com:
A membranous vascular organ that develops in female mammals during pregnancy, lining the uterine wall and partially enveloping the fetus, to which it is attached by the umbilical cord. Following birth, the placenta is expelled.
The mother named her that because it "sounded pretty". That's the worst.
For anyone who doesn't know what that is, here is the definition from dictionary.com:
A membranous vascular organ that develops in female mammals during pregnancy, lining the uterine wall and partially enveloping the fetus, to which it is attached by the umbilical cord. Following birth, the placenta is expelled.
The mother named her that because it "sounded pretty". That's the worst.
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#38
Posted: 11/27/05 at 5:35pm
I had a student several years ago named "Gorgeous Girl". Smartly, she went by the nickname "Gigi". Her older sister was named "Precious Babydoll".
#39
Posted: 11/27/05 at 5:37pm
The Mecca of Education where I work doesn't have any "normal names".
Here are some of the names I've encountered in the past:
Perfume
Aroma
Champagne
Excellent
Towanda
Shaneequa (there's one in every class)
Bilford
Traneice
Amphasia
BabyLove (he was a quarterback on the football team)
Lexus
Cambry
Ocean
Twigg
Bayonna (from Bayonne?)
Persimmon
Chalice (pronounced "Cha-leese")
Twin boys named Infant and Infinite
Tundra
My all-time favorite was Richard J Slappy. I always wanted to.
Here are some of the names I've encountered in the past:
Perfume
Aroma
Champagne
Excellent
Towanda
Shaneequa (there's one in every class)
Bilford
Traneice
Amphasia
BabyLove (he was a quarterback on the football team)
Lexus
Cambry
Ocean
Twigg
Bayonna (from Bayonne?)
Persimmon
Chalice (pronounced "Cha-leese")
Twin boys named Infant and Infinite
Tundra
My all-time favorite was Richard J Slappy. I always wanted to.
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Updated On: 11/27/05 at 05:37 PM
#40
Posted: 11/27/05 at 5:46pm
those four * make me think you made a comedy typo.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#41
Posted: 11/27/05 at 5:51pm
Not at all a horrible first name in and of itself ... but when combined with the particular surname that it was ... I know of a family, last name of Hood, who named a daughter Robin ... well, some might think it clever ... I'm sure the parents did. lol
#42
Posted: 11/27/05 at 5:54pm
Ok so whoever comments on the names on the site Plum linked to, is a comedy genius.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#43
Posted: 11/27/05 at 6:21pm
I rang up a lady at work yesterday whose name was Polyester. She must have been born in the 60's.
There's Only Us
There's Only This
Forget Regret
Or Life Is Yours To Miss
No Other Road
No Other Way
NO DAY BUT TODAY!
Once upon a time I was a shy young thing
Could barely walk and talk so much as dance and sing
But let me hit that stage I wanna take my bow
Cause Mama I'm a big girl now!
Once upon a time I was a shy young thing
Could barely walk and talk so much as dance and sing
But let me hit that stage I wanna take my bow
Cause Mama I'm a big girl now!
#44
Posted: 11/27/05 at 6:23pm
I think I also told this story but:
My therapist's (yes, I go to a therapist) husand is a urologist and his name was Richard but they called him Dick for short.
His last name was finder.
Dick Finder.
If you don't know what a urologist is, look it up.
My therapist's (yes, I go to a therapist) husand is a urologist and his name was Richard but they called him Dick for short.
His last name was finder.
Dick Finder.
If you don't know what a urologist is, look it up.
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#45
Posted: 11/27/05 at 6:31pm
Hortense
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Dexter
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Dexter
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#46
Posted: 11/27/05 at 6:34pm
One of the best quotes from that site...
"Jayson, Also curious about different spellings? Jacen? Jaycen? Jaysen? Tyler?"
Tyler?
Anyway...
Pilot Inspector? No, no no... the actual spelling is Pilot Inspektor. They didn't even give the kid the decency of having an actual word for a middle name.
Way worse- Jermajesty...
"Jayson, Also curious about different spellings? Jacen? Jaycen? Jaysen? Tyler?"
Tyler?
Anyway...
Pilot Inspector? No, no no... the actual spelling is Pilot Inspektor. They didn't even give the kid the decency of having an actual word for a middle name.
Way worse- Jermajesty...
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#47
Posted: 11/27/05 at 6:37pm
Seamen Glassec*ck. Hius first name is pronounced 'Shamen', but you can guess how people say it.
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Updated On: 11/27/05 at 06:37 PM
#48
Posted: 11/27/05 at 6:45pm
Jermaine Jackson's kids. Poor them.
Jafar Jackson
&
Jermajesty Jackson
Jafar Jackson
&
Jermajesty Jackson
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The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#49
Posted: 11/27/05 at 6:47pm
Shaniqua's a pretty common name, and not all that bad, really. I had a Shaniqua in my high school.
Jermajesty?! Priest, please tell me you're making that up.
Please?
Jermajesty?! Priest, please tell me you're making that up.
Please?
#50
Posted: 11/27/05 at 6:47pm
Aren't schools great places to fine weird names?.....among my favorites...
Sensual Memory
Praisegodallah
Joan (pronounced Jo-ahn)
and her twin brother, Jonnaton
and Scot-tay
Sensual Memory
Praisegodallah
Joan (pronounced Jo-ahn)
and her twin brother, Jonnaton
and Scot-tay
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