How broadway made me smarter!! — Page 2

I was the only kid who got the capitol of Argentina right in the 7th grade geography bee...Thanks Evita
I learned what AIDS stands for because of RENT.
Like everyone else..I now know how to spell Oklahoma , and I do sing the song every time i have to spell it.

I learned a greatly useful German word... and how to spell it.

S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!

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Thanks to RENT I now know about Uta Hagen, Susan Sontag, Allen Ginsberg and Lenny Bruce.

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All crack addled late stage HIV suffering teen strippers with glitter in their hair come back to life after the first time they pass away.

Candlesticks, dishwashers, and clocks can talk, but my theory is that its only when no one's looking.

The Wicked Witch of the West didn't have to actually ride her broom... that's too phallic. All she has to do is hold it, and she can vertically hover to the top floor of any two story building.

Jackie Mason is way funnier when being played by Lew Stadlen.

There are homer-sexhuls in baseball, but no crying.

If you are ever stuck on a rotating stage, if you take one step to the left for every step forward you will never bloody get anywhere.

Kitties have breasts and big packages when you put them in lycra.

The bars on prisons in days of yore were spaced far enough apart for any person of athletic build to squeeze right through.

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any ditz with a bucket can slay the most evil being in oz....or can they????

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I was also going to say S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E: German for "happiness at the misfortune of others."

But seriously, folks...

1776 = Most Educational Show Ever. Not only do I know that's Caesar Rodney (and not Paul Revere!) on the Delaware Quarter, I know who Caesar Rodney is and why he was important enough to rate a State Quarter.

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Updated On: 3/12/05 at 10:38 AM