How did this kid get away with singing this in Church?

[ifuweregay93]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 4:05pm

Usually I try to avoid posting Stephen Lynch here for some reason, but I am so amazed at what this kid covering a song of his can get away with in Church.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q79Wi_SFfpI

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 4:13pm

He's singing a song about masturbation in a church?


I thought I was going to hell...

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 4:14pm

seriously.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 4:15pm

What is the reason that you usually refrain from posting Stephen Lynch, and can we get you to transmute that into a reason for you to refrain from posting period?

[ifuweregay93]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 4:33pm

WOW!

Give me proof and reasons why I shouldn't post.

Theatrediva had a problem with one of his songs I posted a while ago, but this was so rediculous.

[uncageg]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 4:53pm

And he got a nice round of applause too!

Maybe there was some kind of special sermon on talking to your kids about....oh never mind. I'm sure it wasn't!

Posted: 1/9/09 at 4:56pm

First that was totally fake.

Second, is this Stven Lynch an Ass Burger too?

[ifuweregay93]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 5:30pm

Actually, he's a singing comedian. And for the last time, young grasshopper, there is no such thing as an Ass Burger. If you're gonna insult someone, next time try to use words in english, not words that a 5th grader thinks up because he thinks the idea of an Ass Burger is so funny.

Posted: 1/9/09 at 6:00pm

IFYOUWEREGAY, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except what they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, IYWG, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, IYWG, there is an Ass Burger. Ass Burgers exist as certainly as ignorance and skidmarks and rectal itches exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Ass Burgers. It would be as dreary as if there were no IfYouWereGays. There would be no childlike behavior then, no fart jokes, no meltdowns to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childishness fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Ass Burgers! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get papalovesmambo to hire men to watch in all the special schools to prove there are Ass Burgers, but even if they did not see Ass Burgers, what would that prove? Nobody sees Ass Burgers, but that is no sign that there is no Ass Burger. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies cruising an airport toilet? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You may tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest posters, nor even the united strength of all the strongest posters that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, IfYouWereGay, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Ass Burgers! Thank God, There are Ass Burgers. A thousand years from now, IfYouWereGay, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, Ass Burgers will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.


Updated On: 1/9/09 at 06:00 PM

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 6:01pm

I'm sorry, but I"m old enough to be your aunt, and I cracked up just looking at the words Ass Burger. The phrase is what's funny, not what it's making fun of.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 6:15pm

"Theatrediva had a problem with one of his songs I posted a while ago..."

I don't even remember...


It must have been really good then, right?

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 6:32pm

Masturbation was Larry Talbot's downfall.

[ifuweregay93]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 6:57pm

Your entire little speech you made was by far the most ignorant thing I have ever heard in my entire 15 years of living on this earth. Ass burgers (the word), is completly arrogant and it is highly immature. How you think diseases are humerous is completly beyond me. That's like saying "OH LOOK AT HIM! HE CAN'T WALK. LET'S CALL HIM A HANDICAP PIECE OF CRAP!" Would you seriously laugh at a kid in a wheelchair who has been deprived of walking? I sure as hell hope not. It is the same as this. By using the word ass burger, you are not only being disrespectful to those who have a disease, but you are also setting an example for those who are younger on this message board. I'm 15, and I try my best to do so. By you calling someone an ass burgr, you are calling them a disease that people have to live with.

The fact that you find "Ass Burgers" funny is showing people how immature and how much of an asshole you are. There is nothing humerous about this whatsoever. Not a thing. If you think it's humerous, I highly sugjest seeking out help right away.

You say you're an adult, well no self respecting adult would make fun of this and someone who has it. It makes me different and I hate it. I hate that I have to live it. It makes me feel saddened. And so, as an adult, you should know by now that somthing like this should be off limits.

And now, for my age. I am 15, not a 5th grader as you think. The fact that you keep bring up the entire age deal is showing me that you can't drop a subject. Children, can't drop a subject. Calling you a child would be me stooping to your level because I know you are not. So, I'll just call you immature. I don't sit around and make fart jokes, as you seem to think I do. I am actually mature for my age. I would like to see a 5th grader type up somthing like this.

So the next time you want to call me an ass burger, I hope you remember that your are making fun of someone with a disease. So, when you want to mature and get past your immature games, I'm sure you will be able to get some advice. Untill then, I think you should just calm down and walk away because it is never ok to make fun of somthing like this. NEVER.

Remember that, Joe.

[uncageg]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 7:05pm

And there you have it.

[ifuweregay93]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 7:09pm

Was that to Joe?

Posted: 1/9/09 at 7:13pm

I love to put a quarter in the Juke Box. You know a song is going to come out.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 7:13pm

I have to say, I really do feel sick whenever I see someone say '*ss Burger.' I mean, yeah, it is silly, and it is funny. But I have a friend who has Aspberger's who I have known since I was two years old, and my whole life, I've watched other people make fun of him and he has no idea how to handle it. It just strikes me as... not at all nice for adults to make fun of a teenager's social disorder. I mean, kids with Aspbergers love to use the internet because they have trouble interacting with people in real life.

If you want to bash posters, go ahead and bash them, but why do you have to bring disorders that they can't help into it? (But ifuweregay, I have to say-- you attack people a lot yourself, and I don't understand why when you know how painful it is for you when you get attacked on the boards.)

Yeah, I know I'm gonna get attacked for this... Whatever.

Updated On: 1/9/09 at 07:13 PM

[ifuweregay93]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 7:26pm

Thank you schmergy.

I shouldnt make fun of other people. I never bring a disorder into my posts, btw.

[uncageg]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 8:25pm

It was in reference to your response. Very well put.

[ifuweregay93]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 8:31pm

Thank you very much.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 9:42pm

"I never bring a disorder into my posts, btw."
"So the next time you want to call me an ass burger, I hope you remember that your are making fun of someone with a disease."

Uhm, you did.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 10:37pm

two words ass burger. i think ya know what they are.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 10:51pm

"I have to say, I really do feel sick whenever I see someone say '*ss Burger."

That's the way I felt when you complained about having to listen to Dick Clark on New Year's Eve. Exactly the same.

[Q]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 10:59pm

I can't decide whether to post a link to the "Oh, for crap's sake!" thread, or the "Shut the F*CK Up!" one.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/9/09 at 11:02pm

WHOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

ANOTHER YEAR BEFORE I HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH TRYING TO LISTEN TO DICK CLARK ATTEMPT TO SPEAK AGAIN!

Schmerg-you're entitled to make such remarks but then so are others!