Ahhhh, the crazy b*tch has made contact again! She keeps txting being like "I don't know what your problem is", "You have issues", and "You were just bringing me down, you are completely worthless."
Why won't she go away?!
*sigh* of course I am all alone tonight.... and honestly she makes me nervous, because she is unhinged.
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!"
-Kermit the frog
"I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P.
"Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu"
"...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu
After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu