Kels, you are now officially a woman after my own heart!!! Our styles are uncannily alike. Check out another website called Mybabyjo.com they've got some cute stuff there too.
Well people it's official...I am now a resident at my grandparents' house once again and boy lemme tell ya...YOWZA!!! I swear I love them to death but good grief I'm already pulling my hair out, which sucks cuz my hair is fierce!!!
So I went to church this morning like I always do every Sunday and Wednesday with my GPs, and this guy that I've known for a couple months for whatever reason wants to try to chat me up IMMEDIATELY after the closing prayer. I'm just standing there (looking quite cute if I do say so myself) and he's basically buzzing in my ear about how nice I look. At first I take it as a compliment and mentally say "Aww, how sweet" but as soon as I look up to finally acknowledge him, this JACK-HOLE isn't even looking at my face!!! He is completely 100% focused on "the girls"!! I couldn't help but laugh at him. Not only is this perv trying to pick up a girl
after church, but a girl that will absolutely never give him
anything, not even a handshake. Aunt Flo decided to drop by a few days ago and her effects on my attitude and mood have been crazy to say the least. So the dormant bitch in me just kinda slipped out and I cleared my throat to get his attention. When that didn't work I had to literally lift his chin up and HELP him to look at my eyes. Then I said something that I really wish I hadn't especially in a church. Seriously, as the words escaped my mouth I tried to catch them, but as I said the bitch monster had been roused and wasn't backing down. Still holding his chin I looked him directly in the eye and asked him in so many words: "Are they nice enough for you? Does this top make them look too big?" The poor guy was slack jawed. I may as well have slapped him with the way he looked when I walked away. Now I feel bad for some strange reason even though
HE was the one ogling me like a creeper!!!
Anyhoo, I hope you mama's had a wonderful mother's day and I'll talk to you lovely ladies later.
XO
Tofu
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed