#4901
Posted: 5/11/09 at 6:29am
The only thing that could have made that better was if you mentioned that his tits CERTAINLY aren't nice enough for you.
Ha, two days ago on the bus, this weird guy on my bus goes, "Whoa, I never noticed, but you have ENORMOUS boobs." (Which kind of an exaggeration.) And I just said, "Thanks, you, too" and went back to reading my book. It's funny, though, because it's the third time someone's said something similar to that on the bus. What is it about the bus that makes people feel like it's a good idea to say that kind of thing?
Ha, two days ago on the bus, this weird guy on my bus goes, "Whoa, I never noticed, but you have ENORMOUS boobs." (Which kind of an exaggeration.) And I just said, "Thanks, you, too" and went back to reading my book. It's funny, though, because it's the third time someone's said something similar to that on the bus. What is it about the bus that makes people feel like it's a good idea to say that kind of thing?
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
They've gotten me free drinks at the bar so they come in handy from time to time. 
Oh, but I am pleased that block colour is apparently in this summer! I have a most excellent black and turquoise and orange dress that could surely stand a few outings. 
