I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2!
killertofu333
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
#2475I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 3:47pm
"Check ya lay-ter"
"What are you lookin' at? Wipe that face off your head bitch!!!"
GAWD I love Parker Posey....so effing funny.
#2476I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 4:13pm
Parker Posey is AMAZING!!
"I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors. but you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!"
"Think about it! You're basically alone on a deserted island with 2 readily available women. One, a seductive sex goddess type. The other... a healthy girl-next-door-type with a nice butt. So the men have it all, the Madonna and the whore. Women get nothing! We get a geek, an overweight middle-age guy, and a nerdy scientific type."
"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."
Oh and I love when Matthew's character asks the red-head if she needs a ride, while she's sitting at the wheel in her car. Hahaha.
#2477I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 4:24pmTofu, I think everyone on this thread gets that twinge in their pants over that photo. :)
#2479I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 5:31pm
Good afternoon ladies!
So I was going through all these old photos my parents have stashed around the house and they were just too good not to share. They're really interesting. I love old photos.
( ^ Check out everyone's facial expression!)
(I had the same exact hair cut and glasses when I was in first grade.)
The last one I think has to be my favorite. Just wanted to share!
#2480I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 5:37pmThose pics are phenomenal! I love the one with the crazy expressions! :)
#2481I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 5:53pm
LOVE them!!!!
#2482I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 6:02pm
I don't watch Mad Men but I am very glad there are actresses like Hendricks out there on TV, representing actual human proportions.
I want to know where she shops for clothes. She might get stuff from designers, but designers sure as hell aren't in the mental place to make clothes for actual people.
Those photos are COOL!!!!!! And gorgeous!!! And interesting, too. I like the angle on the pic of the dandy dude all posey with his hat and cane. Love the funny expressions on the 50's photo.
No, I don't have a facebook account, but I might cave one of these eons. :)
Updated On: 7/29/09 at 06:02 PM
#2483I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 6:14pmSAMN..gorgeous photos! I noticed a couple of them were stamped Chicago. Super cool.
#2484I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 6:34pm
I am watching Mad Men right now!!!
On the image front I am 5ft 2 with huge boobs, a pretty small waist, and a big ass! I have been called fat, of course, but I feel like that is a load of crap. I used to have more body image issues, but now I am more confidant (and ladies, confidence is key!) I have days where I would give anything to look like supermodel-thin mother, but for the most part I am proud of my curves!! If a guy can't handle the way I look, well then he can kiss my fat ass!
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu#2485I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 6:54pm
Those photos are fantastic! Thanks for sharing! I love old photos :)
The image thing- today I was watching What Not To Wear. I usually find this show to bad about image, but today the Stacey said something that made me think of all you lovelies. The woman on the said she hasn't felt pretty in years, and Stacey got really upset. She said "Feeling pretty is a god-given right." I just thought that was so true!
Oh and come on ladies, give me some friend requests! :)
#2486I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 7:01pm
Faith, when I click on that link it gives me an error message! My facebook link is in my profile...Hope to "see" you soon!
#2487I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 8:23pm
faith I love that!
SAMN - those pictures are wonderful!
okay ladies - just got out of the shower from working out with Jillian Michaels, who I can now actually get through all the way with no breaks again. might move to level 2 so i get that death feeling back :X
... wow I went on a tangent there- my point was, going to watch sytycd , then do dishes, and then give madmen a try while waiting for late night...
Amy Adams is on Letterman and Rainn Wilson is on Conan ... I don't know what to watch! eep!
#2488I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 9:59pm
My ex is being creepy again... well he keeps making suggestive comments on facebook and it is starting to piss me the f*ck off! I deleted the last one because my FAMILY reads my facebook... and the guy I like reads my facebook and these comments are making me feel like I am some sort of slut
I hate it... I wish this guy would just go away. He didn't want a real relationship, he just wanted to be friends with benefits so I told him I was done..... it should be over, he should not be doing this to me!
@$!%@Y@@@$#$#$^#$*&%%*$@#@U$*&^@!!
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu#2489I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 10:11pm
Tell your ex what you're telling us. He's making you uncomfortable. He's not making you look like a slut--he making himself look like a dumb buffoon. Who cares what he writes on your wall? Put him on warning that he's defriended if he doesn't stop, or just defriend him altogether, and cut him out of your life.
Ignore people like that. They're saboteurs. Allow them nothing and be a hardass about it. Avoid them and their toxic crap.
#2490I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 10:21pm
^Perfect advice.
faith, I'm not seeing a link, but my Facebook link is also in my profile! Shoot me a request!
#2491I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 10:22pmThanks, I removed him because this has been going since I got internet again and it just gives me a bad feeling.....
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu#2492I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 10:39pm
Good for you, Kels! If he doesn't get the hint now, he never will.
Remember that guy I had a crush on? He likes a SIXTEEN YEAR OLD. He's my age. Ah, my life. Luckily, he can't act on it, so...
#2493I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 10:43pmJAG - Ew. Guys are just so.... uggg.
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu#2494I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 10:46pmI know, I know. The sad part is I just want to bang him more. I think I have some issues (so does he, obviously, so there's SOMETHING we have in common).
#2495I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 10:54pm
Haha, Yeah we are just as screwed up as they are... just a different KIND of screwed up!
EDIT: And they are STUPID as all F*CK. My ex just tried to refriend me on Facebook!!
S T U P I D A S S H A T.
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu#2496I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/29/09 at 11:25pm
>My ex just tried to refriend me on Facebook!!
What a codependent, disrespectful loser.
Go waste someone else's time, asshat.
#2497I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/30/09 at 12:03am
Thanks y'all!
And on the man-hating notion, I concur! Ex's are creepy.
#2498I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/30/09 at 1:06am
Oh my gosh I just love the word asshat.
Okay I friended a couple of you, and the link is www.facebook.com/faithjkin
Hopefully that will work.
#2499I Enjoy Being a Girl
Posted: 7/30/09 at 1:56am
I.Adore.Mad.Men.
and the chick you girls were talking about a few pages back was totally on firefly for a couple episodes. and she's so fantastic and quite gorgeous.
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