I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2! — Page 99

Oh, I LOVE her!!

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In looking for that photo, I discovered that her fiancee is the best friend in "(500) Days of Summer". She had a quote talking about how much she loves his curly hair and he said to her "my hair to you is like your boobs to me." LOL

I mean...seriously... the definition of va-va-va-voom:

Updated On: 7/29/09 at 02:05 PM

I caught Mad Men early on,too. No one would listen to me at work when I was begging them to watch it. And when I first saw Joan I thought. Oh.My.God..she was transported from the 60's. That's what girls ued to look like.

Piano that takes me back to the days in high school when my gay friend used to use my breasts as an arm rest jokingly when we would watch movies.

I think I should maybe try me some madmen this week. need a new show after finishing BSG last week..

OK, I really need a boob job.

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Me too, Stock! That's what I'm missing!

Yeah, hers are real. It's sickening.

Newgirl, I love you but I actually think you're trying to kill me. No seriously, I think you've been hired by someone under the table to kill me. I have to be honest I actually doubled over a little bit when I saw that picture. The infamous "twinge" if you know what I mean.

Today's my day off and I didn't feel like going for a run given the fact that my sneakers would literally melt on the asphalt because it's blazing down here. So I opted to stay inside and eat the most unauthentic meal ever. Some rockin' Taco Bell and a Choco Taco while watching the cult classic Dazed and Confused. I'll be quoting lines for a week!!!! Later girls.

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Love that movie!

I'm having tacos for dinner tonight, but not from taco hell.

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You have a dirty mind!

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I don't understand what any of you are talking about.


BWAHAHAHAHA!

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Is it bad that I find it hilarious that our resident lez is talking about eating tacos?

BB, I can't even begin to tell you how f*cking hilarious that was!!! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Normally I think about things before I write or say them, but that one completely got away from me. Gosh if I go on a rant about muffins and Tang drink mix you'll know I've gone off the deep end.

BTW I've been meaning to ask if anyone can relate to this. At least once a week I notice that I have these weird tiny, sometimes larger, scratches on my arms and shoulders and back. I don't want people thinking "Oh here comes the whore with scratches on her back..." or they think I've been living in a brier patch or that I got into a fist fight with a grey and white kitten named Lady Huffington from Sussex. I have these series of scratches and I don't know where the hell they come from...ever. It's strange. Do you guys have wounds that you can't account for? Because I'm starting to think I may have a sleep disorder where I makeout, get crazy scratches on my back, then don't remember afterwards. Hmmmm...believe it or not I'm hoping for the latter.

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